no_ufo_ending: (PKMN: cheerios and abe)
2014-12-13 06:39 am
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Room 035 [Video]

[Coming to you live from Goldenrod, it's cameraman Cheerios the Leafeon and his trusty partner in crime, Alien Baby (Abe for short) the Venonat. The Venonat can be heard chirping and burbling as he holds the 'gear, framing the Leafeon quite well for something with stub arms.]

You've gotta check this out! Our trainer got a brand new pokemon to help him with his job, but it won't let him ride it!

It's so mean! It doesn't even talk!

[Abe swings the 'gear around to give Johto a good view of what appears to be Henry Townshend trying to re-learn how to ride a bicycle. He's in the street behind Shark house, coasting down the low hill. All seems to be going well until he suddenly hits a patch of black ice, loses his balance, and EATS PAVEMENT.]

That's like the fourth time! Poke'friends, how can we convince our new partner to cooperate?
no_ufo_ending: (Default)
2013-09-17 07:09 pm
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Room 030 [video]

[The feed flicks on to the image of a pair of pokemon dozing outside under a tree. An Eevee and a shiny Venonat are curled up together as if they were brothers. They may as well be. A tiny stream of smoke wafts into the frame from Henry's cigarette.]

This is kind of a weird question but...has anybody started to forget things about home? I know some weird stuff happened to me before I wound up here but...I can't remember what color my carpet was. Or what commercials used to come on all the time on TV. Or what the mirror in my bathroom used to look like...
no_ufo_ending: (brb bein shy)
2013-03-06 05:07 pm
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Room 026 [video]

Hey, Crow, I've got everybody ready.

[The feed flicks on to reveal a team of smallish pokemon all level 10-12 sitting on the grass. A bored-looking Glameow, a happy little Litwick, a restless Tropius with a grouchy looking Hoot Hoot on its back, and a closed Shellder.]

[Off to the side are a little Eevee and Venonat who are busy chasing each other in circles. They're just out to get some fresh air.]


I'm at the edge of town, meet me when you're ready. I hope to God there aren't any Jigglypuff out this time of day.
no_ufo_ending: (stoned)
2013-02-23 12:55 pm
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Room 025 [video]

[There is lots of clanging and bumping as the feed turns on to reveal a hotel bathroom. A Shellder happily peeks out of a MOUNTAIN of soap suds and Henry's arm with the sleeve rolled up can be seen with a sponge in-hand.]

Heh, I'll bet that's better, huh, little guy? Smile!


[Clam waggles his tongue happily and ducks down into the soapy water before popping back up and balancing on the tub's edge. It's clear that the big HENRY that had been scribbled onto him with a sharpie ages ago is slowly being scrubbed away. The H and part of the R Y still remain.]

When this place says permanent marker, it means it. Protip: don't draw on your pokemon, no matter how good an idea it seems.
no_ufo_ending: (burger is an ass)
2013-02-04 03:01 am

Room 024 [video]

[The feed cuts on to reveal THE SADDEST Glameow in existence quite possibly. Burger is pawing at the gear, having seen his trainer use it several times. Behind him is the hotel room and on the bed are a very young Eevee and Venonat. They are hopping up and down and making all kinds of terrible happy noises.]

[Babies. HORRIBLE BABIES. THEY'RE WORSE THAN THE STUPID CANDLE!]


Gl'myooooow? Maoow, glameow, glam-am-ow?


[Translation: DOES ANYONE WANT THESE LITTLE SNOTS? THEY'RE FREE, BOSS SAID SO FOR REAL.]
no_ufo_ending: (brb bein shy)
2012-09-29 09:38 am

Room 022 [video, fail-locked against Harry Mason]

[The feed flicks on to reveal an unshaven face. There are bags under the photographer's eyes and his hair is sticking up on one side. He hasn't had a good sleep in who knows when.]

[When he speaks, his voice is hushed and his words are clipped.]


I'm gonna make this quick. I need smokes. I'll cover payment for them, shipping and all. Don't care what brand or flavor. Just mail them in a plain box or envelope or whatever. I can give you the address to the hotel.

Okay.
no_ufo_ending: (sober until proven otherwise)
2012-08-17 09:56 am

Room 021 [accidental video]

[It's been a while since the mumbly photographer has posted to the network, and if he was aware of what he was doing, it would be a longer while yet.]

[The scene is dark and the soft sound of sleeping people and pokemon can be heard. The only light comes from Henry's poke'gear and it illuminates his un-shaven face. He's hunkered down in his sleeping bag and idly scrolling through the network.]

[He looks about like anyone surfing the poke'net. He is very still, save for scratching under his nose on occasion or readjusting his grip on the gear. He is very quiet. He smiles once in a while as he reads something amusing.]

[Then that silence is broken by a Profound Late Night Henry Thought.]


What if we sound the same to pokemon as they sound to us. So all our pokemon really hear when we talk to them is... Jason Jason Jason. Jason Jason. Jason.

[Henry falls silent again and starts his network surfing again when a groggy writer scolds him from off screen.]

Henry, go to sleep.


[Henry's face blanks and he glances to one side and tries his very very best to act like he hadn't just been talking to himself and was, in fact, actually asleep. Then his face is obscured by a pillow being wielded by a pair of scrawny, freckled arms. The feed cuts with an "UMPF!"]
no_ufo_ending: (what the hell?)
2012-05-10 10:05 pm

Room 019 [Video] [Action for Cianwood]

[VIDEO]

[Henry strongly resembles a drowned rat. His Torkoal hoodie is soaked and hanging off him like a soggy orange snuggie.]

Hey, Heather, we haven't drowned yet. We're going to build a raft. I found a hammer.

[Because what is private messaging? He shows the tool he managed to find and turns to look behind him on the roof. The coastal city is looking more and more like a coastal water park. A stinky one.]


[BUILDING A RAFT WITH ADOPTED!DAD] )


.
no_ufo_ending: (Default)
2012-05-07 04:24 pm

Room 018 [video]

[Henry appears on the network once again, but this time he is far more awake and has no leaves in his hair.]

I want to apologize if I freaked anyone out a while ago...I've been reading and it turns out, Litwick sap life energy from people... Burger was hungry when he hatched but I fed him pokemon food...I wasn't counting my pokemon snacking on me.

I wasn't in a forest at all...

More like someone's back yard...

So that was a thing that happened. I named her Boo.

[He trails off, leaving the feed to drop into awkward silence before finally shutting it off.]
no_ufo_ending: (c8 the fuck)
2012-04-04 09:11 am

Room 017 [Video]

[Henry's face appears and he gets right to the point. If one pays attention, they'll notice a dribble of wax slowly dripping down between his eyes. His new baby litwick seems very fond of his head. Henry seems indifferent. In fact, he seems kind of out of it.]

What kind of pokemon is a candle with a face...

...I mean. I remember magnet-o-mite or whatever from the game but...

[And then he dozes off. The energy has been sucked right out of him. The litwick giggles and Burger can be heard hissing from off camera.]

[Where the hell is Henry? He seems like he's outside somewhere if the leaves stuck to his shirt are any clue. It looks like it's getting dark.]
no_ufo_ending: (stoned)
2012-02-01 04:06 pm

Room 016 [video]

[The feed clicks on and shakes for a moment as Henry struggles to sit the 'gear upright on the hotel dresser. He backs away and grins wider than...anybody has probably seen him. Ever. Dangling in his arms like a stuffed toy is a very drowsy looking baby Tropius.]

This is Fruit Loops. He's two days old today. Envy gave him to me. He is not an owl.

[That's important!]

Say hello, Fruit Loops!

[The little dinosaur opens one eye, then the other. There's nobody here to say hello to. XI Whatever. He yawns and tucks his head into the crook of Henry's arm.]

That's close enough.

[In the background, peering over the edge of the bed is a pair of huge, yellow and blue eyes. They are not pleased with the leafy new addition. Not at all.]
no_ufo_ending: (chill)
2011-12-06 11:34 pm

Room 015 [video/ action for Ecruteak]

[The feed opens on a rather lumpy-looking snow dinosaur dressed in a scarf and...what might actually be Harry's shoes poking out from the edge of the sculpture. The person holding the camera backs up so that the abomination is center-frame. Puffs of smoke from Henry's cigarette can be seen. It is stationed at the edge of a street near the hotel.]

I have decided to become a sculptor. This is my first piece. I call it, "Dinosaur."

[A miserable looking glameow wrapped up in its own tail waddles into the frame and mewls pitifully. 8C BURGER WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK INSIDE NOW.]

This is my assistant, Burger.

["Gl'ymoowwwwwww!"]

You were a big help, yeah. You're the best sculptor cat-thing!


((OOC: Anyone wandering around in Ecruteak is welcome to come by and admire/wreck his snowman.))
no_ufo_ending: (chill)
2011-10-23 11:12 am

Room 014 [video]

[This is not the first time Henry has broadcast from the branches of a tree. This is, however, the first time he seems genuinely happy to be in one. There's something different about the normally reclusive photographer. He's got a head full of brilliant orange hair courtesy of the Halloween section in one of the little marts in town. The spray has made it stiff so it's sticking out in every direction. It matches the foliage behind him quite nicely.]

[He hasn't told anybody about this, having snuck out early in the morning to begin what will probably end up getting both his and Heather's asses kicked by a particular grumpy space robot.]

[If he can catch them.]

[He's got the 'gear angled up at his face and high above him, Burger the glameow is lazing on one of the thinner branches. Several bright green threads are draped around him and he seems pretty happy as well.]


Watanuki, I got some yarn-- it's going to have to be all one color though. Burger destroyed the second color I got. Is one, uh, bundle of it enough? I need your address.

[He pauses and looks thoughtful. A leaf drifts down and sticks to his hair.]

I sure am glad I blend in now so no giant birds can carry me off.

[ :I Oh, he knows what's coming. But he says that as straight-faced as ever. No, Ironhide, he is not dropping this.]
no_ufo_ending: (feelin blue)
2011-09-16 06:58 pm

Room 013 [video/action for Ecruteak]

[[OOC: OH GOD THIS IS HIS FIRST VIDEO POST SINCE THE MIX'N MATCH. I AM SO SORRY, [livejournal.com profile] superrising I SUCK dsldfkdff]]


[Wherever Henry is, it's dark. The first thing the 'gear's camera sees is the dim light pouring out of the Ecruteak PokeMart's windows. Henry is sitting on the little walk right outside it and sorting through a bag of odds and ends like potions and pokemon snacks. Off to the side is Clam, the Shellder.]

[The 'gear eventually points at it. Henry's name is still Sharpie'd onto its shell. The pokemon's shell is sealed up tight and it isn't moving.]

[When Henry speaks, his voice is lower than it usually is.]


Is there a way to tell if your pokemon's dead or not? Clam hasn't moved in...in a while.


[And neither has Henry seeing as he's out alone in the middle of the night.]
no_ufo_ending: (what the hell?)
2011-08-15 10:28 am

Room 011 [accidental video]

[This particular entry opens with a blurry view of the Poke'Mart's logo printed on a paper sack. Henry's got his 'gear in his shirt pocket and his arms full of groceries. It's not long before a faint female voice is heard off-camera.]

Okay, I'll look.

[A door closes and -- LIGHT. And a hotel room! The sacks are placed on the floor and Henry quickly moves over to Heather's enormous gym bag. He hesitates before unzipping it because he's still not used to this touching-other-people's-things deal yet.]

[Instead of Cujo's treats being there on top of Heather's clothes like he was told, there are eyes. DOZENS OF ENORMOUS ROUND ORANGE EYES that belong to a metric shit ton of adorable spherical owl babies. They all blink up at Henry except for one enormous cross-eyed one. It's probably seeing the dresser and the bathroom door.]


Aah!


...

Aaaah!


[Henry backs away from the bag as several curious heads pop out of it. One owl tumbles out of the bag and onto the floor. IT WAS OVERFLOWING. WITH OWLS.]

Aah! Aah! No. Nooo no no no no. Heather. Heather!

[ DB WAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Henry quickly whips around and bumps into the bathroom doorframe, cutting the video out.]

((OOC: A follow-up Owl Selling Post will be posted soon. This entry is backdated to  SATURDAY morning.))
no_ufo_ending: (dogs)
2011-07-13 07:37 pm

Room 010 [video/ image ]

[It's been a while since the shy photographer posted a video! Henry is angling the 'gear's camera at himself and actually trying to stay in the frame for once. Behind him is the hotel room he's been staying in with Harry and Heather. He's pretty beat up-- busted lip, scraped knuckles, a few cuts on his cheek and brow. Surprisingly, Henry looks pleased with himself because in one bloodied hand is a pokeball.]

I did it. [He pants.] That owl that showed up in all my photos! I caught him. It was the first real battle I've been in since the bugs attacked.

[He returns the poke'ball to his belt and looks behind himself for a moment before revealing a few sheets of notebook paper.] I'm not very good at explaining things, so this is what happened...CUT FOR COMIC )Click for amazing comic by Henry )

((OOC: this can count as an action for the hotel room for his roomies.))
no_ufo_ending: (what the hell?)
2011-05-22 11:32 am

Room 008 [video]

[IT'S A BLACK HOLE OH HOLY GOD oh wait no it's just Henry's nostril.  The camrea finally pulls away to show rainy pokemon center windows....upside down.]

Gah-- get off--  whupps!

[The gear goes clattering to the floor and lands at...an unintentionally artsy angle, pointing up at the standing Henry and a fuzzy thing wound around his arm.

He stares down at the camera a little brokenly before picking it up.]


At this rate, I'm going to break it. Burger, this isn't a toy....


My egg hatched. It's a cat.


I don't even know why I'm still surprised anymore.

[He looks at the little pokemon who is enjoying nuzzling against his shoulder. He WANTS to smile...Henry sort of always wanted a pet...but good God its tail looked like an umbilical cord DO NOT WANT.]


He's got four legs. I'm not going to complain.


[Just sob quietly on the inside, that's all.]

no_ufo_ending: (happy)
2011-05-01 06:40 pm

Room 007 [video/ action for Sprout Tower]

[Well well well! It's this unshaven face again! This time he's not in a tree. Or under a table. Or in a ditch. He's inside a building like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING and making a face that could almost be a smile.]

I have a job.

[Henry angles the 'gear so that it can see both him and his push broom. He's been given what he looks at as a 'bathrobe' to wear while on duty. Behind him is a wooden hall with morning-lit windows and...monks.

This poor bastard. He has no idea.]

It smells kind of good in here. 

[These old guys sure do love their incense. And now that he's said that he...isn't totally sure what to do with himself. He isn't one to vlog but there's nobody else in here to talk to. Mordecai is somewhere else and these monks...they just stand around with their Bellsprouts like statues.]

This place is supposed to be quiet. I think I'll like it here.

no_ufo_ending: (journaling)
2011-04-15 05:41 pm

Room 006 [Action/ Video]

[ACTION]

[It's evening and the world is sun is sinking. Somewhere along Route 30, there is a rattled looking youth crouching in a ditch. He's got a frybasket in one hand and a poke'gear in the other. What's got him so interested is the culvert passing under the path.  It's big, rusty, and full of standing water. And round. It looks like a hole. Henry is a man who knows all about holes.]

Oh, man...

[VIDEO]

[BEHOLD, JOHTO...a ditch. There's a Rattata snuffling around the far end of it with a candy bar wrapper in its teeth. The fry basket comes into view to point out the culvert. As if you didn't know what you were looking at.]


I found a hole.  I'm going to tape this in case I disappear.

[He sounds more motivated about this than anything else he's spoken about so far besides beating colorful magic animals senseless with blunt objects. He puts the 'gear in his shirt pocket and starts crawling through the muck LIKE A BOSS. We see Henry's hands and occasionally his knees as he makes his way over broken sticks and trash.]

[Suddenly, an eerie sound enters the culvert.]


HOOT-HOO-HOOOOT

[BLAIRE WITCH SHAKEY TIME AWH YEAH. Henry hauls ass out of the culvert, faceplants, and manages to turn around to give his little camera a grainy, split-second look at this--


((Photo borrowed from http://www.modularconstructioninc.com/ and edited for RP purposes by me.))

-- before the feed abruptly ends.]

 

no_ufo_ending: (what the hell?)
2011-04-08 07:34 pm

Room 005 [BUG EVENT] [Accidental Video / Action for Cherrygrove]

[ACTION]

All Henry Townshend had wanted was a nice quiet day at work in the open air food court where he could  mumble  "Can I help you?" and "Have a nice day." like a robot and not get into any trouble. He had become more mobile once he learned how to put the useless Clam back into its poke'ball. Unfortunately, as he arrived at his stall wearing his Quick Snack Attack apron and stupid paper hat, he discovered that wasn't going to happen. This discovery was made when a dragonfly THE SIZE OF A CANOE rammed into him and sent him rolling.

Henry's 'gear went tumbling as he crawled under the draped table of the opposite booth. It boasted fried foods and smelled wonderful. His ears rang and his chest throbbed. The photographer wheezed. "What...the hell?"

He could hear it now. That awful buzzing. And people screaming. Mothbats. Big red Mothbats everywhere HOLY GOD FUCK. He covered his eyes. If he couldn't see them, they couldn't see him. His fort was suddenly overturned by three pissed off Spinarak fighting over a distressed fry cook. One of their many legs flipped his abandoned poke'gear over and activated it to reveal...


[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[--Henry Townshend crouched on the ground like a rabbit peeking through his fingers and looking very very surprised. It was then that a transformation took place on the young man's face...

<8[

:I

BC

Horror Game Protagonist Mode ACTIVATE.

Henry pushed himself to his feet, twisted around, and yanked a fry basket from the bubbling vat behind him. Incinerated Magmar Curly Fries decorated the ground as he proceed to beat the everloving shit out of everything in sight that had more than four legs.

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, MR. PARAS? WOULD YOU!?]


"aaaaaaaaAAAHHHHHHGH!"



((OOC: Henry will respond to videos during luls in the carnage from under tables or perhaps even in the branches of trees, covered in dirt and squashed mushrooms since the pokemon themselves can't really be squashed--much to his dismay. He'll try. He'll try so hard ;-;. ))