[IT'S A BLACK HOLE OH HOLY GOD oh wait no it's just Henry's nostril.  The camrea finally pulls away to show rainy pokemon center windows....upside down.]

Gah-- get off--  whupps!

[The gear goes clattering to the floor and lands at...an unintentionally artsy angle, pointing up at the standing Henry and a fuzzy thing wound around his arm.

He stares down at the camera a little brokenly before picking it up.]


At this rate, I'm going to break it. Burger, this isn't a toy....


My egg hatched. It's a cat.


I don't even know why I'm still surprised anymore.

[He looks at the little pokemon who is enjoying nuzzling against his shoulder. He WANTS to smile...Henry sort of always wanted a pet...but good God its tail looked like an umbilical cord DO NOT WANT.]


He's got four legs. I'm not going to complain.


[Just sob quietly on the inside, that's all.]