Room 008 [video]

[no_ufo_ending]

[IT'S A BLACK HOLE OH HOLY GOD oh wait no it's just Henry's nostril.  The camrea finally pulls away to show rainy pokemon center windows....upside down.]

Gah-- get off--  whupps!

[The gear goes clattering to the floor and lands at...an unintentionally artsy angle, pointing up at the standing Henry and a fuzzy thing wound around his arm.

He stares down at the camera a little brokenly before picking it up.]

At this rate, I'm going to break it. Burger, this isn't a toy....


My egg hatched. It's a cat.


I don't even know why I'm still surprised anymore.

[He looks at the little pokemon who is enjoying nuzzling against his shoulder. He WANTS to smile...Henry sort of always wanted a pet...but good God its tail looked like an umbilical cord DO NOT WANT.]


He's got four legs. I'm not going to complain.


[Just sob quietly on the inside, that's all.]

Comments

[video]

[harryusedworry.livejournal.com]

.....there was a cat in your egg...

[Someone is still new to this egg business.]

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[NON UPSIDE DOWN HENRY GO]}

Yeah...I'm trying not to think about it too hard.

[video]

[harryusedworry.livejournal.com]

That's...probably for the best.

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry nods sagely. It's raining out and he's just a little bit lonely. Otherwise he would have let the topic drop.]}

I don't remember eggs in the game at all.

[video]

[harryusedworry.livejournal.com]

Game?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[It could be much, much worse, Henry. BE GRATEFUL.]}

The first egg I ever saw hatch here turned into a sheep.

Yeah.

[Video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Trademark blankstare is go]}

Wow.

I don't remember eggs from the game. Aggblglghhh--

_{[Burger decides to inchworm up Henry's arm and see what's in his mouth. 8U OH A HOLE. THERE'S TEETH IN IT. Glamoowwww?]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Well, to be fair, th-- ...

_[SNORT.]

You should've named it 'Dentist'.

[Video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry manages to remove the catface from his mouth and holds the kitten out at arm's length. Burger refuses to let go of his trainer and winds his tail around Henry's face, giving him a fashionable cat-tail mustache.]}

Huubuffuuurrr!

[parkground-jay.livejournal.com]

...You named your cat Burger. After that whole fry basket thing, and now this?

[A pause as Mordi just STARES at his gear.]

...Did you get violated by a McDonalds as a little kid or something, dude?

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Blankstare.]

[Hanging head in le shame.]</sub>

I was hungry.

[video]

[parkground-jay.livejournal.com]

So you want to eat your pokécat, dude?

I don't think you're high enough for those kinds of thoughts, Henry.

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

No!

_[Right.]

I just...I don't know. I've never had a pet. I'm not good at coming up with names.

[ video ]

[talkinyourhead.livejournal.com]

...Four legs.

[ She's trying to figure out why this is such a good thing. THAT'S HOW MOST CATS ARE. ]

[ video ]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

My other pokemon doesn't have any legs.

[ video ]

[talkinyourhead.livejournal.com]

Is it.....okay?

[ video ]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_Oh!

Oh. Yeah. He's a shellder-- a big clam. Can't get around by himself.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

[Oh hey there Henry, Envy remembers you.]

Least it's friendly, right?

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry gives that some thought.]}

Yeah.

_{[....OH HEY IT WAS THE BANANNASAURUSCOPTER GUY.]}

Did you find your dinosaur?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah. Took me a few days, but I found her.

[He turns the camera away from him to show the Tropius, who is apparently amusing herself by trying to hover in one place a few feet off the ground. She notices that she's being observed, loses her concentration, and drops to the ground with a dismayed noise and a loud THUMP.]

[Person inside the Pokegear this is your fault >:| ]

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Part of Henry had been wondering if Envy was pulling his leg back when the little pokemon was originally lost.

But now?]</sub>

Damn. You do have a banana growing dinosaur....

_{that flies.}

[savethefarron.livejournal.com]

Well that's the spirit.

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Henry doesn't get a chance to respond because Burger shoves his little pink nose against the gear's camera, smearing it and fogging the lens.

Poke'Connect has become Youtube. God help us all.]</sub>

[video]

[savethefarron.livejournal.com]

Hah. Hi there?

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Burger opens his mouth to give Snow a nice loud,} Gla'MYOOOWWWWWW_[

Cat!