Room 011 [accidental video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[This particular entry opens with a blurry view of the Poke'Mart's logo printed on a paper sack. Henry's got his 'gear in his shirt pocket and his arms full of groceries. It's not long before a faint female voice is heard off-camera.]}

Okay, I'll look.

<sub>[A door closes and -- LIGHT. And a hotel room! The sacks are placed on the floor and Henry quickly moves over to Heather's enormous gym bag. He hesitates before unzipping it because he's still not used to this touching-other-people's-things deal yet.]

[Instead of Cujo's treats being there on top of Heather's clothes like he was told, there are eyes. DOZENS OF ENORMOUS ROUND ORANGE EYES that belong to a metric shit ton of adorable spherical owl babies. They all blink up at Henry except for one enormous cross-eyed one. It's probably seeing the dresser and the bathroom door.]


Aah!</sub>

...

Aaaah!


_{[Henry backs away from the bag as several curious heads pop out of it. One owl tumbles out of the bag and onto the floor. IT WAS OVERFLOWING. WITH OWLS.]}

Aah! Aah! No. _{Nooo no no no no. Heather.} Heather!

_{[ DB WAT DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Henry quickly whips around and bumps into the bathroom doorframe, cutting the video out.]}

((OOC: A follow-up Owl Selling Post will be posted soon. This entry is backdated to  SATURDAY morning.))

Comments

[Action]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Heather is already halfway down the stairs to head back out again, having wrongfully assumed that Henry was competent enough to drop the groceries off in the room and grab the treats without needing supervision.]

[She pauses at the sound of her name being said at an actual indoor-voice level because when Henry is that loud, it means there's a problem.]</sub>

... Dude, what's the matter?

_{[Looking over her shoulder.]}

[Action]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>[HAVE A HENRY, Heather, shuffling towards you at a rapid pace going D'B. He pauses before he gets to her and gestures like a madman.]

Heather. Heather. Heather.

[Yes, that is Heather's name, Henry good job.]

There is--</sub> There are--

[video]

[show_my_cannons]

... What did you do?

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Hi, Ironhide, this is Henry uspide down.]}

I didn't do ANYTHING!

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

What the hell was that?!

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{Owls everywhere.}

[Audio]

[dead-black-eyes.livejournal.com]

As strange as it is to say so, it's almost more bizarre at this point to see animals that existed in my own world than to see pokemon.

[Video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Wai-wha who's that voice?]}

Who is this?

_{[He didn't see any Earth animals...just horrible horrible hoothoot babies]}

[Video]

[shiromadoushi]

[[d'aww, look at the bag of fluffy predators~]]

Left them alone too long? [[there's some sympathy in his voice, but also some amusement. Being afraid of owls, c'mooon.]]

[Video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

I thought they were in their poke'balls.

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

[weird things have been posted to the network lately man]

You okay over there?

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Kaito gets a long, empty, somewhat sad stare before Henry remembers that he has to talk in order to get his thoughts from one person to another.]}

No it is the owlpocalypse and it's terrible.

[video]

[greatbigrock]

So ... your cat doesn't make money, but your bag makes owls?

_{[Actually he doesn't believe that, obviously, but that's what it looks like and thus it is funny. He's presenting this in a completely neutral tone of voice though. LIKE HE'S ALMOST REALLY WONDERING.]}

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

Well it's Heather's owl-making bag...

{Video}

[used-glare.livejournal.com]

...why are there owls in Heather's bag.

{Just. So confused.}

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

Her owl-thing and my owl-thing...aaaugh.

_{[Worst day ever. Well second worst day ever.]}

Voice

[quebrado-angela.livejournal.com]

Why... do you have so many owls?

Voice

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>They were in Heather's bag!

[Oh, hey, he recognized that voice!]</sub>

Oh, hi, I heard you got your cubone back.

Voice

[no-nukes-plz.livejournal.com]

...

That would sure terrify me. But I'm not sure that much screaming is necessary.

Voice

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

You don't know about these owls, man. These owls.

[lavigation.livejournal.com]

That is way too many owls.

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

Yesitis.

video

[unzodiacal.livejournal.com]

Oh, what the hell...

video

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

That's what I said.

_{[No, Henry, you said Aaaaaaaaah a lot.]}

Video

[nasa-dreams.livejournal.com]

GAH!

Oh...wait those're....

Dude, don't scare me like that!

Video

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[This response is a bit delayed to after the OH HOLY GOD OWLS event has wound down. Henry is sitting on the ground outside the hotel room.]}

I didn't even know the gear was on until I started getting messages. Sorry.