[The feed clicks on and shakes for a moment as Henry struggles to sit the 'gear upright on the hotel dresser. He backs away and grins wider than...anybody has probably seen him. Ever. Dangling in his arms like a stuffed toy is a very drowsy looking baby Tropius.]

This is Fruit Loops. He's two days old today. Envy gave him to me. He is not an owl.

[That's important!]

Say hello, Fruit Loops!

[The little dinosaur opens one eye, then the other. There's nobody here to say hello to. XI Whatever. He yawns and tucks his head into the crook of Henry's arm.]

That's close enough.

[In the background, peering over the edge of the bed is a pair of huge, yellow and blue eyes. They are not pleased with the leafy new addition. Not at all.]