Room 016 [video]

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_{[The feed clicks on and shakes for a moment as Henry struggles to sit the 'gear upright on the hotel dresser. He backs away and grins wider than...anybody has probably seen him. Ever. Dangling in his arms like a stuffed toy is a very drowsy looking baby Tropius.]}

This is Fruit Loops. He's two days old today. Envy gave him to me. He is not an owl.

_{[That's important!]}

Say hello, Fruit Loops!

_{[The little dinosaur opens one eye, then the other. There's nobody here to say hello to. XI Whatever. He yawns and tucks his head into the crook of Henry's arm.]}

That's close enough.

_{[In the background, peering over the edge of the bed is a pair of huge, yellow and blue eyes. They are not pleased with the leafy new addition. Not at all.]}

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Fine. Hold his head up. And don't eat him. He smells like cereal.

_{[He turns and offers the limp little dinosaur to her and INSTANTLY STARTS HOVERING AROUND HER is she holding him right tlfkafdsgg. It's Henry's favorite pokemon EVER okay?]}

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[8D 8D 8D 8D 8D]

[She holds her hands out eagerly for the little dinosaur, careful not to crease the leaves on its back.]</sub>

Oh my god, he's so CUTE-- and jesus, Henry, I'm not the one who licks their Pokemon to see what they taste like.

_{[Yeah she saw you that one time. Marlboro doesn't actually taste like cigarettes.]}

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_{[8( No, no he doesn't. He tastes like TURTLE. He has no retort though. He simply keeps an eye on her and his babby. c: BABBY DINOSAUR.]}

When he grows up, I'm going to give him a collar with a spotlight on it so he can be like one of those FBI helicopters.

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[foolishwren]

You would.

_{[Actually that's a totally epic idea, but since he's the one who came up with it first, of course she can't admit to that.]}