Room 016 [video]

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_{[The feed clicks on and shakes for a moment as Henry struggles to sit the 'gear upright on the hotel dresser. He backs away and grins wider than...anybody has probably seen him. Ever. Dangling in his arms like a stuffed toy is a very drowsy looking baby Tropius.]}

This is Fruit Loops. He's two days old today. Envy gave him to me. He is not an owl.

_{[That's important!]}

Say hello, Fruit Loops!

_{[The little dinosaur opens one eye, then the other. There's nobody here to say hello to. XI Whatever. He yawns and tucks his head into the crook of Henry's arm.]}

That's close enough.

_{[In the background, peering over the edge of the bed is a pair of huge, yellow and blue eyes. They are not pleased with the leafy new addition. Not at all.]}

Comments

[su6tlecoruscate]

[Fruit Loops...

It suits him.

[Action]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[Well, Heather's been moping off and on for pretty much... the past WEEK, but she has occasionally been rousing herself from her woe-is-me to pester Henry.]

[Why?]

[Because he has a fucking baby dinosaur.]

[And now she's hovering at his elbow.]</sub>

Hey.

Hey.

Hey Henry.

Can I play with your baby dinosaur?

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Thanks. He smells like bananas.

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_{[As sorry as he's felt for Heather...Henry wasn't so sure about letting anybody else hold the little dinosaur yet.]}

You have a baby dinosaur, Heather.

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[subtlecoruscate]

I can imagine.

Are there others that grow fruit?

[video]

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Other pokemon? Not that I know of. I think it's just these guys.

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[su6tlecoruscate]

Hm...

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

What kind of name is that.

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_{[..............>8c oh. Oh, no, you di'int.]}

You probably don't even know what Fruit Loops are.

_[SASS.]

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[exeggutorhead]

[Envy has already met Fruit Loops and he's still pretty sick, but he feels like he should warn Henry about the angry creature lurking in the background.]

Hey, I think there's something over there behind you.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

I do not need to know. It sounds stupid.

[Video]

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<sub>[HENRY'S FACE IS DOING...THINGS. HOW DOES I MAKE MAD FACE?]

[HOW DOES I MAD?]</sub>

Yeah well...

_{[YOU TELL 'EM, TOWNSHEND.]}

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Hey, Envy.

_[.....8I?] What?


_{[Henry looks behind him but finds nothing. Burger has ducked back down and slunk under the bed to plot.]}

You sure you're okay?

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

... Now something is wrong with your face.

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Yeah well something's..._{wrong with your face.}

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[show_my_cannons]

Are you serious?

That is just... sad, boy.

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U-uuhm. _{Uh.... uhm.}

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<sub>Give me a minute okay.

[HE'S GONNA TRY.]</sub>

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

To do what, exactly?

[Video]

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_{I'm thinking of a comeback.}

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

...

And now you are even sadder.

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_{[....>8C. When he speaks again, it's a monotone murmur.]}

At least I don't waste my time commenting on peoples' stupid baby animal videos to make them feel bad. I thought you were a space soldier or something.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

I am.

You see anything here for me to fight? Anything here to protect people from? What else is there to do?

Hm?

[Video]

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I dunno, you could find a hobby. You could teach people to defend themselves. Y'know, without pokemon. You're probably really strong.

_{[Henry, you're not supposed to COMPLIMENT people in an argument.]}

I had a friend who was in the military and he actually really liked to cook.

[haveyouseenalittlegirl]

.....Fruit Loops?

[Just looking over at him. Really?]

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_{[Henry holds out the sleepy little dinosaur. :D]}

Smell of him!