Room 016 [video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The feed clicks on and shakes for a moment as Henry struggles to sit the 'gear upright on the hotel dresser. He backs away and grins wider than...anybody has probably seen him. Ever. Dangling in his arms like a stuffed toy is a very drowsy looking baby Tropius.]}

This is Fruit Loops. He's two days old today. Envy gave him to me. He is not an owl.

_{[That's important!]}

Say hello, Fruit Loops!

_{[The little dinosaur opens one eye, then the other. There's nobody here to say hello to. XI Whatever. He yawns and tucks his head into the crook of Henry's arm.]}

That's close enough.

_{[In the background, peering over the edge of the bed is a pair of huge, yellow and blue eyes. They are not pleased with the leafy new addition. Not at all.]}

Comments

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

Are you serious?

That is just... sad, boy.

[Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

U-uuhm. _{Uh.... uhm.}

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<sub>Give me a minute okay.

[HE'S GONNA TRY.]</sub>

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

To do what, exactly?

[Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{I'm thinking of a comeback.}

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

...

And now you are even sadder.

[Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[....>8C. When he speaks again, it's a monotone murmur.]}

At least I don't waste my time commenting on peoples' stupid baby animal videos to make them feel bad. I thought you were a space soldier or something.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

I am.

You see anything here for me to fight? Anything here to protect people from? What else is there to do?

Hm?

[Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

I dunno, you could find a hobby. You could teach people to defend themselves. Y'know, without pokemon. You're probably really strong.

_{[Henry, you're not supposed to COMPLIMENT people in an argument.]}

I had a friend who was in the military and he actually really liked to cook.

[Video]

[show_my_cannons]

I have plenty to do. Telling you your names are foolish takes no effort.

[He quirks an eyebrow.]

Your friend was probably also human.

[Video] sorry for the delay ;-;

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<sub>[Henry frowns quietly. He's never been good at conflict. He wondered what Heather would do. 8c Then he remembered that Heather LIKED the big scary bald man.]

[Henry promptly shoves one end of the poke'gear into his mouth, darkening the video feed and filling with with all kinds of creaky plastic sounds.]

[I was practically the same as winning.]</sub>

[Video] <3

[show_my_cannons]

[Ironhide... stares.]

[How does that even remotely help anything.]

[He just... quietly closes the feed.]