Call Henry's Poke"gear!

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Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the COMMENT and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

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Remind me to tell you about the Battle of Oatmeal at some point.

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_{[Henry stares at his gear. He stares at it. Has it really happened. Has somebody finally mis-dialed HIM? Usually the only people who text him are Heather and Envy. This is amazing. This is golden. He must snag this opportunity.]}

im not busy

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Okay so basically we found out that the Yeerks could get addicted to instant maple and ginger oatmeal from a guy who tried to kill himself by jumping off a building. We were all in morph so we grabbed him and slowed him down and then he got thrown in a mental hospital. So yeah he had a Yeerk in him and told us this because it drove the Yeerk crazy but left the host alone mostly and so everyone got their parents to buy them a bunch of the stuff.

Then we couldn't get into the Yeerk Pool so we had to dig down and we morphed moles to do it and tunneled our way in and ended up in a bat cave but not the cool kind with gadgets. We morphed bats and flew in and some of us got caught but Rachel threw a bunch of oatmeal into the Yeerk Pool and then threw Visser Three in there so he let us go and then we got the hell out of there.

So it didn't really help much in the end but it was a Battle of Oatmeal.

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that is the most incredible thing i have ever read

whats a yeerk

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You...

... aren't Heather are you.

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no this is henry

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Then that all probably made absolutely no sense to you.

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not really but it was exciting

who is this?

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Tobias.

And yeah all that really happened where I'm from. My life is weird even by this place's standards.

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hi Tobias

i can understand life being weird my life was normal up until maybe a day or two before i wound up here

i wish oatmeal was useful against the monsters im used to

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Yeah? I have a friend here who had to deal with monsters, too.

[He would name names but it's not his business to spread it around.]

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same

we're actually from the same world but never met

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- oh. You know her. I didn't want to say who since... privacy and all that.

But that's kind of cool.

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oh youre heathers friend hi

its weird isnt it? most of the people i know who are from the same world already met. we're even from different times

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Yeah if she's mentioned a birdboy it's probably me. Unless she knows some other birdboys that she's not telling me about.

Yeah that is pretty weird. But at least you met here, right? Since it sounds like your world isn't so great.

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we did have one friend who was really into birds. i think all his pokemon were birds. his name was even crow.


thb i wouldnt mind staying here forever

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I have a lot of birds but not all of them are birds. Just a good percentage.

I wouldn't mind either if my friends were here.

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you never know when they could show up

_{[He decides not to mention that you never know when your ENEMIES will show up too.]}

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[His enemies do not yet have max level murderbirds he'll be okay.]

Yeah I know. Some of them showed up during that weird weekend. I'm hoping next time they show up they'll stay.

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ill keep my fingers crossed for you. id be lying if i didnt occasionally look for my neighbor to show up when new faces start to appear on the network

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Yeah. Though most people here have been really nice. You get to just have a sort of normal life.

Relatively normal, I mean.

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yeah

there's not much i would trade it for

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Me either.

Other than flying again.

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Good thing you can get close to flying here with our pokemon.

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It's not really the same, though.