Call Henry's Poke"gear!

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Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the COMMENT and MESSAGE threads below!

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[CALLS]

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[TEXT MESSAGES]

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[video 12/25]

[exeggutorhead]

Henry, where did you find this thing?

[Envy's holding his new army knife up to the camera. Every single one of the attachments is pulled out. Guess who's never seen one of these before? Envy grins widely.]

Thanks.

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_{[Envy would be greeted by a very dark broadcast. Henry is tucked away inside his ages 5+ Ogre Tent that Heather got for him. The glow of his 'gear illuminates his grinning face.]}

Found it in a little shop here. I thought it would be good for if we ever get trapped in...in that weird place again.

[exeggutorhead]

I'm going to be using this thing if I ever get trapped anywhere again.

...Where are you? [Is that a tent?]

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_{[Henry breaks into a goofy, Totoro-esque grin.]}

I have my own darkroom. I'm a real photographer now. AH!

_{[Henry's amazing fort is suddenly invaded by a fat, angry Glameow chasing a shiny Venonat with what looks like a sparkly toy ball in its mouth.]}

You guys! Out!

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[Envy's laughing, too much to say anything else at first.]

Maybe you should find a way to put a lock on your darkroom.

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_{[Once the merry-go-round of purple animals is gone, Henry huffs and pulls his tent flap closed WITH FORCE.]}

Yeah, maybe. Merry Christmas, man. Here's to another, yeah?

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, and a lot more after that. Merry Christmas.

[Then Envy remembers something, and smirks.]

Did you wind up sending those cards?

[WAS THERE A GOOD REACTION? HE WANTS TO KNOW.]

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_{[Henry's usual bland expression changes from a tired smile to a full-on Grinch grin.]}

Yes. No reply just yet! He might not have checked his mail but I'm watching the 'gear like a hawk.

July 15th at ungodly o'clock

[exeggutorhead]

henry are you awake

there is some kind of screwed up monster in the woods

[Envy's a screwed up monster too but not of the smokescreen death scream variety. But Henry's fought that kind of monster before maybe he'll know what to do.]

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what

i didnt have any dreams about that

[exeggutorhead]

yeah well, it still happened

last night, some creepy screaming thing was walking around in the rain, and there was fog with it. and there were stick bundles and feathers and claw marks or something in the ground in the morning. but it didn't sound like any pokemon I've heard.

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did you guys stumble onto the set of the blair witch project or something?

[exeggutorhead]

the what?

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its a movie
these kids go into the woods to film a documentary about a witch
they find all these weird markings and bundles of sticks

they all died

[exeggutorhead]

henry that is not reassuring

did they try beating the witch to death with sticks because that's all we've got out here

and the pokemon I guess but last time there were actual monsters they wouldn't fight them

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oh

have you tried not camping

[exeggutorhead]

that doesn't help right NOW

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oh

oh god you guys are still in the woods

sorry im half asleep

try having your pokemon make a lot of noise.

[text | August 14]

[exeggutorhead]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

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is this envys sister

[exeggutorhead]

what? no

why would it be Lust? this is my gear.

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oh
i thought it might be her since i keep messaging her by accident

[exeggutorhead]

really?

also where did you hear that she was my sister? did she say that?

[He'd automatically assumed that his sister couldn't be referring to anybody BUT Lust...but it had taken him longer to realize that this wasn't really something they'd spoken about.]