no_ufo_ending | Call Henry's Poke"gear!

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Edited 2013-10-02 05:24 (UTC)

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

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_{[It's been a very long few days.]

[Henry's undoubtedly heard about where Heather went and WHY from the grapevine, but she didn't end up contacting him herself at any point. It's hard to find the time when you're dodging Teams RED and BLU and there's at least one Heavy on your tail at almost all times.]

[But she still feels BAD about it, and so when the beleaguered trio trudges back into the house, the first thing Heather seeks out is her adopted brother. She figures he won't be too hard to find. He's probably still in his sleeping bag.]}

Henry?

henry come outside quick that really fat pidove is back

[Al showed up a little bit after Henry contacted him over the network about the eggs, taking care of a trip to the Pidgey Post Office before heading over to the homunculii's house. He'd been let in, and chatted a bit with Lust before being directed to the living room to find his customer. Al peeks in, smiling a bit when he spots who he assumes to be Henry--he'd only seen him a few times, mostly over the Gear, but there's not many ohter people this could be.]

Hi, Henry?

[Following Al into the room is a pair of Meowstic, who keep a little bit behind him for now.]

[This isn't the first time Scar has sneaked into Shark House unannounced.

One would think that he learned his lesson last time; Lust had been furious, but teaching old dogs not to break and enter private property is a tall order.

He's currently in the kitchen and under the assumption that Lust is the only person home, poking in the fridge for something to snack on while he waits.]

Did you know?

A group of hares is called a husk.

Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

Elephants have the longest pregnancy in the animal kingdom at 22 months.

[It is early in the morning. Very early. And all that can be seen is a Braviary's feathers and all that can be heard is terrified squawking.]

[Then there's a growl, and an Ursaring's paw comes down and picks up the camera, and points it at a sleeping Tobias. Regal hops over to him and nudges him with his beak, but he doesn't move. He doesn't even respond verbally.]

[The Braviary flaps his wings and screeches.]

_{[It's ass o'clock and normally there's still plenty of people or 'mons out and about to play with, but for some reason tonight there is NOBODY. And that's TERRIBLE. :(]

[A pair of coffee-colored, donut-shaped ears pop up over the corner of Henry's bag, followed by a big cinnabar nose and two wild I've-been-running-up-and-down-the-halls kitten eyes.]

[THE MIGHTY PREDATOR STALKS HER PREY ACROSS THE SERENGETI...]}

I did not realize that I had broken your wrist. I am sorry.

[The video is just aimed down at a plate sitting on the table.]

[On that plate is a grilled cheese sandwich that is only a little bit messy and burnt.]

Hey. I think I've got it just about figured out.

_{[It's the dead of night.]

[Even the majority of the Pokemon are asleep by now, and those that aren't are on their way to being so.]

[The only sounds are the tick-tick-tick of the living room clock.]

[.... And the whip-whap-whip of the Poke-door to the kitchen flapping as Something enters the house.]}

_{[Wrath has, all things considered, not had a ton of contact with the strange human that shared the house with his cohorts. Not that he's been avoiding Henry out of fear, per se, but they had had a pretty awkward introduction.]

[But Wrath also likes to be on the couch, and as he has discovered, the couch is USUALLY occupied by the human.]

[It has been occupied all morning long, and most of the afternoon.]

[Wrath wants a turn. :c]

[From his looking-spot hunkered by one of the couch-arms, he slowly puts one hand on the couch, staring at the man.]}

[Envy sneakily fled the house this morning the moment he realized what was probably going on. Which is to say, something he absolutely did not want to deal with with a certain someone IN said house.]

[But sometime in the early afternoon, he sneaks his way back. Both because he didn't have any cash for food and, more importantly, because the house is FULL of secretive, sneaky people who might also have had his same idea, and one of their housemates has a broken foot.]

[He'll risk Deep, Truthful Conversations to make sure that his friend hasn't been abandoned to his own devices. He's still pretty furtive as he comes in...through the office window. Heather's not as likely to be in there! And it's separate enough from the living room that he has some chance at sneaking.]

Henry?

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[It's one of those Strange Fridays. Sometimes they strike, sometimes they don't. Lust never knows until halfway through the morning.]

[At least today is only mildly embarrassing, and doesn't come with spilling closely held thoughts or feelings. At least verbally. Still. She isn't one given to displays of affection, and certainly not to just anyone she happens to have friendly feelings towards.]

[Except today she is. Which is why she can't restrain herself when she notices Henry on the couch, staring at the television. It's a very familiar sight. Henry, odd quiet human that he is, is a part of this household. And there's that Feeling. She lets out a small squeak and then she's leaning over the back of the couch, hands on Henry's shoulders, smacking an audible kiss to his slightly rough cheek.]

Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it? Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.Just use the COMMENT and MESSAGE threads below!

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[text | August 14]

10/31, early morning!

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Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the COMMENT and MESSAGE threads below!