Room 008 [video]

[no_ufo_ending]

[IT'S A BLACK HOLE OH HOLY GOD oh wait no it's just Henry's nostril.  The camrea finally pulls away to show rainy pokemon center windows....upside down.]

Gah-- get off--  whupps!

[The gear goes clattering to the floor and lands at...an unintentionally artsy angle, pointing up at the standing Henry and a fuzzy thing wound around his arm.

He stares down at the camera a little brokenly before picking it up.]

At this rate, I'm going to break it. Burger, this isn't a toy....


My egg hatched. It's a cat.


I don't even know why I'm still surprised anymore.

[He looks at the little pokemon who is enjoying nuzzling against his shoulder. He WANTS to smile...Henry sort of always wanted a pet...but good God its tail looked like an umbilical cord DO NOT WANT.]


He's got four legs. I'm not going to complain.


[Just sob quietly on the inside, that's all.]

Comments

[Video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Trademark blankstare is go]}

Wow.

I don't remember eggs from the game. Aggblglghhh--

_{[Burger decides to inchworm up Henry's arm and see what's in his mouth. 8U OH A HOLE. THERE'S TEETH IN IT. Glamoowwww?]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Well, to be fair, th-- ...

_[SNORT.]

You should've named it 'Dentist'.

[Video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry manages to remove the catface from his mouth and holds the kitten out at arm's length. Burger refuses to let go of his trainer and winds his tail around Henry's face, giving him a fashionable cat-tail mustache.]}

Huubuffuuurrr!

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Okay, NOW Heather's just laughing without even TRYING to muffle it.]}

[Video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry is trying FURIOUSLY to madfase at Heather because she isn't having scary fleshrope flashbacks like he is, but it just doesn't translate well past Burger's affections.]}

[Video]

[foolishwren]

_{[Yeah, between the cat mustache and Henry's general failure at emoting, Heather doesn't even notice.]}

I think it likes you.

[Video] SORRY FIXED IT

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

[ 8C LE SIGH. Henry rolls his eyes helplessly. So far, though annoying, Burger was harmless. He could move all on his own and the photographer had to keep reminding himself how fortunate that was.]

Guess I can't complain too much.

[Video]

[foolishwren]

Yeah, seriously. Have you seen some of the OTHER things it coulda hatched into?

Getting a kitten outta that is like winning the grand prize.