no_ufo_ending | Room 025 [video]

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Room 025 [video]

_{[There is lots of clanging and bumping as the feed turns on to reveal a hotel bathroom. A Shellder happily peeks out of a MOUNTAIN of soap suds and Henry's arm with the sleeve rolled up can be seen with a sponge in-hand.]}

Heh, I'll bet that's better, huh, little guy? Smile!

_{[Clam waggles his tongue happily and ducks down into the soapy water before popping back up and balancing on the tub's edge. It's clear that the big HENRY that had been scribbled onto him with a sharpie ages ago is slowly being scrubbed away. The H and part of the R Y still remain.]}

When this place says permanent marker, it means it. Protip: don't draw on your pokemon, no matter how good an idea it seems.

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Cujo is massive. We're pretty sure he's some kind of toxic waste mutant. I think if he were more Taco's size he'd be easier to manage.

You sure we're talking about the same thing? I thought Growlithes are supposed to be small dogs.

_{[At this, Henry's just kind of going to start laughing...and isn't sure when he's going to stop.]

[THEY ARE TEARS OF PAIN.]}

[Henry...

Why are you laughing? Norman does not understand. Stahp it. He's confused.]

Is it something I said?

_{[HENRY IS STILL LAUGHING as he thumbs away on his 'gear and goes through the dozens of images of Cujo being enormous. Eventually he picks one and sends it.]}

[Dootdootdoot downloading image...

...

...

... Uh huh. Welp, the jury has finally reached a verdict.]

...That's the biggest dog I've ever seen in my life.

If she evolves him, he's going to be the size of a house. I don't know if I can deal with that.

But that...How's that possible? The Growlithe this kid is training has to be about two feet tall. You're telling me that dog grows up to be that big?

[God, imagine how much drool that dog must produce on a daily basis?]

I dunno, man. It's a big orange dog that breathes FIRE.

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