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Room 013 [video/action for Ecruteak]

[[OOC: OH GOD THIS IS HIS FIRST VIDEO POST SINCE THE MIX'N MATCH. I AM SO SORRY,

superrising I SUCK dsldfkdff]]

_{[Wherever Henry is, it's dark. The first thing the 'gear's camera sees is the dim light pouring out of the Ecruteak PokeMart's windows. Henry is sitting on the little walk right outside it and sorting through a bag of odds and ends like potions and pokemon snacks. Off to the side is Clam, the Shellder.]

[The 'gear eventually points at it. Henry's name is still Sharpie'd onto its shell. The pokemon's shell is sealed up tight and it isn't moving.]

[When Henry speaks, his voice is lower than it usually is.]}

Is there a way to tell if your pokemon's dead or not? Clam hasn't moved in...in a while.

_{[And neither has Henry seeing as he's out alone in the middle of the night.]}

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_{[Because the space robot might have deep space knowledge even if he doesn't know what clams or rabies are.]

[Henry looks up and down the way before looking Clam in...what he assumes is its face and forming a half-baked scowl.]}

Clam. If you don't open up right now. I'll pry you open myself and EAT YOU.

_{[>8c >8c >8c]

[Clam didn't seem terribly moved.]}

I swear I will! I have sauce and everything out here!

_{[Slowly. Very slowly, the bivalve pokemon's shell creaked open only long enough for a pair of huge eyes to peer out. Then, SNAP.]

[8C HENRY FEELS KIND OF BAD NOW.]}

Well, at least I know he's alive now. Thanks.

[He watches this display with little more than a quirked eyebrow. Henry, that's not even remotely scary. You should try harder.]

[Someday, the old soldier is going to find this kid. And he's going to teach him a few things.]

... Yeah. Probably would have done more if your tactics were more sincere.

_{[And then lols will be had by all. Or the people watching anyway MAKE THIS HAPPEN]}

I'm a photographer, not an actor.

Why does that matter?

If I were an actor, I'd be more convincing.

_{[IS HE GOING TO HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHAT AN ACTOR IS]}

I am not an actor.

_{[Henry considers this for a little while. And comes to the only logical conclusion.]}

So you eat people?

...

What?

_{[Welcome aboard Henry's train of thought. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. Here's your umbrella, your complimentary mug, and a rubber duck.]}

If you're not an actor...and you told someone you were going to eat them so convincingly...does that mean you really do eat people?

_{[Henry didn't look too put off. Just curious. And tired. Very tired.]}

No.

It means I know how to intimidate my foes.

[He says this as he stares into the camera, his good eye narrowed. All 6'4" of him concentrated into glowering at Henry.]

[He doesn't really have anything against the kid, he's just trying to prove a point.]

No, that means you're a space robot who's an ...an actor.

_{[Henry wilts under the big man's gaze.]}

I am a soldier.

[HE'S A SOLDIER, NOT AN ACTOR.]

....Oh! Oh.

_Oh.

... Yeah.

Oh.

_{[Henry wasn't an actor and he couldn't call himself a soldier either. 8c He hadn't defeated God like Heather and Harry. He was too ashamed over bothering the man to be giddy over Ironhide's new title of 'WARRIOR space robot'.]

[All he could do was look really sorry.]}

[Ironhide isn't really sure what's going on right now.]

... Why are you making that face?

I didn't know you were a soldier. I'm sorry.

What did you think I was?

I don't know.

_{Just a...scary robot guy, I guess.}

_{[AT LEAST HE'S HONEST.]}

... A... scary robot guy.

Yes.

_{I gotta go.}

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