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no_ufo_ending) wrote2011-03-23 05:15 am
no_ufo_ending) wrote2011-03-23 05:15 am
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Room 004 [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO TIEMS!]
[The feed abruptly opens to PANTS. Who doesn't love pants? Wait, is that....yes, that's somebody's crotch. That's nice. The camera jostles and suddenly changes its view to a FACE in REVERSE MYSPACE ANGLE! Whoever's holding the poke'gear has accidentally turned it on with all his nervous fumbling. Who the hell is this?]
A book store...In college. It was a little store on campus.
And how long did you work there, Mr. Townshend?
A month and a half...maybe. Maybe two.
Really? Did you quit or...Mr. Townshend?
[Henry, who had been staring dead ahead up until now, has shifted his gaze off to one side. His eyes are tracking something--probably the people walking by the shop window outside.]
There are a lot of people here...
Mr. Townshend.
I quit because I found a job somewhere else...
Oh? Where was that?
A nursery...the kind with plants. Not little kids. H-heh.
I see. And how long did you work there? [The man off-camera sounds like he's losing his patience. This guy had to have ADD or something.]
I worked there for...three semesters. I liked it there. Nobody really came.
That sounds nice. You'll have to forgive me, these questions sound silly, but I have to ask them. Have you ever been arrested?
Arrested? Well...no! Of course not--Ahh!
[CLATTER PLOP the poke'gear goes tumbling to the tile between Henry's battered shoes. The sound causes the poor man to jump a good three feet.]
Ha ha, calm down, Mr. Townshend! No need to be nervous!
I'm not nervous!
I see...I think that's all the questions I have for you! I'll take your phone number and ah...get back to you. Thank you for your interest, Mr. Townshend...Mr, Townshend?
[Herny is staring down at the 'Gear's screen at the little flashing red light next to REC. D: What does that mean? The feed ends.]
A book store...In college. It was a little store on campus.
And how long did you work there, Mr. Townshend?
A month and a half...maybe. Maybe two.
Really? Did you quit or...Mr. Townshend?
[Henry, who had been staring dead ahead up until now, has shifted his gaze off to one side. His eyes are tracking something--probably the people walking by the shop window outside.]
There are a lot of people here...
Mr. Townshend.
I quit because I found a job somewhere else...
Oh? Where was that?
A nursery...the kind with plants. Not little kids. H-heh.
I see. And how long did you work there? [The man off-camera sounds like he's losing his patience. This guy had to have ADD or something.]
I worked there for...three semesters. I liked it there. Nobody really came.
That sounds nice. You'll have to forgive me, these questions sound silly, but I have to ask them. Have you ever been arrested?
Arrested? Well...no! Of course not--Ahh!
[CLATTER PLOP the poke'gear goes tumbling to the tile between Henry's battered shoes. The sound causes the poor man to jump a good three feet.]
Ha ha, calm down, Mr. Townshend! No need to be nervous!
I'm not nervous!
I see...I think that's all the questions I have for you! I'll take your phone number and ah...get back to you. Thank you for your interest, Mr. Townshend...Mr, Townshend?
[Herny is staring down at the 'Gear's screen at the little flashing red light next to REC. D: What does that mean? The feed ends.]
[Video]
What? I wouldn't steal anything!
[Video]
Just that they probably think you would. A lot've 'em don't like us foreigners much.
[Video]
[HENRY SAD.]
They've got chips here.
[HENRY...WILDLY OFF TOPIC]
[Video]