Room 039 [Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The video flips on to the bright lights of a doctor's examination room--or rather a garbage can in the corner of one. It contains the remains of Henry's foot cast. The camera stays on the signature-smothered wrappings for some time as he speaks.]}

This...is a PSA. I'm sure some of you have noticed how...weird...you or your friends may have been acting lately over the weekends. I don't mean where you suddenly lose a few days and remember something about flying school buses and the Koolaid man. I mean suddenly becoming a different person or saying things you don't mean to say or in my case...jumping off of rooftops.

This could happen to you.

_{[He flips the camera around, showing his usual tired, not-very-shaven face. The clinic ceiling lights blare behind him.]}

And so...I think we should develop some kind of...I don't know. A buddy system? If you suddenly find yourself having strange ideas or--hell--any ideas at all, ask a buddy. Or ask two buddies in case they've got the same problem you do. Create a whole network of buddies.

I'll be your buddy. So, uh...yeah. That's all.

Comments

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[no_ufo_ending]

Hey, this place can be pretty confusing. Nobody should have to figure it all out alone.

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

True indeed...

So, what's your name, helpful guy who jumped off a roof?

[...don't tease him]

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[no_ufo_ending]

It's Henry.

_{[He hesitates. The teasing is obvious, but he's so glad to have that stupid cast off that he can take it and even dish it back out.]}

Henry Danger Townshend.

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

Gee, so many people with the middle name "Danger" around here...

I'm Ashley. Ashley Williams, if you need a last name.

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[no_ufo_ending]

It's not the strangest name I've heard here.

It's nice to meet you, Ashley.

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[hashtagafreakingghost]

It's nice to meet you too, Mr. Townshend.