Room 039 [Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The video flips on to the bright lights of a doctor's examination room--or rather a garbage can in the corner of one. It contains the remains of Henry's foot cast. The camera stays on the signature-smothered wrappings for some time as he speaks.]}

This...is a PSA. I'm sure some of you have noticed how...weird...you or your friends may have been acting lately over the weekends. I don't mean where you suddenly lose a few days and remember something about flying school buses and the Koolaid man. I mean suddenly becoming a different person or saying things you don't mean to say or in my case...jumping off of rooftops.

This could happen to you.

_{[He flips the camera around, showing his usual tired, not-very-shaven face. The clinic ceiling lights blare behind him.]}

And so...I think we should develop some kind of...I don't know. A buddy system? If you suddenly find yourself having strange ideas or--hell--any ideas at all, ask a buddy. Or ask two buddies in case they've got the same problem you do. Create a whole network of buddies.

I'll be your buddy. So, uh...yeah. That's all.

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

It hasn't happened enough for me to give you a real answer. I just think it's something we should all be aware of.

[yanginthere]

twice is creepy enough
this month has been quiet on that front so far
unless just no one near me has been affected
what about you?

[no_ufo_ending]

Well there was the Roof Incident.
And a day when it was nearly impossible to keep my mouth shut. That was terrible.

[yanginthere]

i know what that last part's like
but what was the "roof incident"?

[no_ufo_ending]

I jumped off the roof.

I wasn't trying to hurt myself. I wasn't thinking at all.

_{[Is he going to tell a stranger about his quest to capture Fat Stanley the Pidove? Heck no!]}