Room 037 [VIDEO]

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_{[It's night time. The feed opens on the face of a very frightened man. His eyes are baggy, he hasn't shaved, he is...possibly under his covers? He's under his covers. Okay.]}

It's official. Our house is haunted.

I used to know what to do for ghosts but I've said every prayer I know and I've lit candles. I've been finding the cabinets open. I've been hearing bare footsteps and creepy giggling in the middle of the night. I know it isn't anyone in the house and it's none of the Pokemon. I looked in on them when I heard it and they were all asleep.

_{[He pauses. He listens.]}

Something in this house is making toast. And I know for a fact that it is none of the Pokemon. I placed every single Pokemon in this house in front of the toaster with the necessary tools and none of them could do it.

I need your help. Anyone. Please.

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[no_ufo_ending]

Ghosts don't eat, ghosts shove their hands into your chest and sap out every ounce of your strength.

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[solas_ion]

Of course ghosts eat. Can't survive on human souls alone, you know?

[LANCER DON'T MESS WITH THE POOR GUY]

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I don't have time for this.

_{[Henry has gone FULL ON GRUMP.]}

If I don't do something, infants are going to start growing out of the walls here too. If you don't have anything helpful to say, go bother someone else.

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[solas_ion]

. . .

Don't know what your parents told ya, but that ain't where babies come from.

[L A N C E R]

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I wish that's what someone had told the serial killer that haunted my last apartment.

Good. Bye.