Room 036 [Video/Action for Goldenrod]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[The feed flicks on to the inside of a rather cute little diner all done up in bright reds and chromes with neon lights everywhere. People and pokemon line the counter and there are booths along the walls. The Salty Pelipper Diner!]

[And what would a diner like this be without a jukebox?]

[It is on this jukebox that the poke'gear's camera is focused along with the person standing next to it. Envy. Soft laughter comes from the camera man.]</sub>

Haha. Alright, how many should I punch in?

Twenty one.

Twenty one?

Twenty one.

You are a sick bastard. Heather was right. Okay...aaaand--

Wait. Let me.

_{[Henry's hand comes into the frame as he presses a song at random and then one other song.]} Alright, now number seven.

_{[And then Hell falls on the Salty Pelliper as What's New Skittycat fills the air.]}


[OOC: If you would like your characters to be in the diner and post reactions as a video or action, feel free to!]



[TEXT FOR SHARKHOUSE]

We r at the police staiton please come get us

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[ACTION]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[While the pair are putting the first stages of the plan into action, Heather has taken on the dual duty of LOOKOUT and FOOD ORDERER.]

[Because they're gonna need a hell of a lot of fries to get through how long they're gonna have to sit there to see everyone's reactions to the chaos that is about to unfold.]

[She comes back to their booth with a big tray of fries and three malts.]</sub>

All right, ya hooligans.

This had better be good.

[ACTION]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy goes for his malt before he even considers the fries, to the surprise of exactly nobody.]

[A wide, wicked grin spreads across his face.]

Oh, it will be. And Henry made it even better.

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry makes a little self-satisfied humming sound as he eats one of his fries.]}

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[a_sin_for_him]

What happened?

[A moment later]

Is there a fine?

[no_ufo_ending]

idk
lust please

[a_sin_for_him]

I'm coming. I'll bring money just in case.

[no_ufo_ending]

thank u lust u re the best

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy's nabbing the 'Gear for a second to send off a message of his own.]

lust this is awful

theyve been lecturing us about being responsible citizens for an HOUR

[foolishwren]

_{[And HEATHER nabs it away from HIM to inject her own two cents.]}

also please bring food they didnt let us finish our fries


we're so hungry

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[He'll be taking that THAN-kyou!]}

there r rattata here the size of dogs please hurry

[a_sin_for_him]

Good god. Alright, fine, I'll bring food but you don't get a choice.

This is why you're not supposed to get caught.

[no_ufo_ending]

there were snakes ok you werent there you cant say anything

3 snks

[a_sin_for_him]

The 3 of you couldn't handle 3 snakes?

[no_ufo_ending]

u couldnt fight three snakes at once you r not the snake battle woman

no pkmn battle inside the diner

_{[Somebody is feeling bold today!]}

[a_sin_for_him]

No, you run from the snakes. And the diner. Away. Where law enforcement won't find you. So you don't go to jail.

[no_ufo_ending]

it was too late the snakes had us

we could have died

i think envy broke a chair

[a_sin_for_him]

Why were there snakes? You're being dramatic, you were not all going to die by snakes in the diner.

...do we have to pay for damages?

[no_ufo_ending]

idk a guy had an ekans

i lost my shoe

[a_sin_for_him]

Why didn't you say that first?

Now I have to go back inside and get you a shoe.

[exeggutorhead]

there WERE snakes

they were bigger than us everything was going fine before they showed up

[a_sin_for_him]

When things start going to hell, retreat. That's just basic survival training.

[foolishwren]

_{[Here comes Heather with more helpful input.]}

RETREAT IS FOR WEENIES

[exeggutorhead]

[Hey don't tell him things that he probably taught her in the first place!!]

it's really hard to retreat when the snakes are wrapped around your legs!

[a_sin_for_him]

Retreat is a valid tactical movement.

Alright, I have a shoe for Henry, money to pay any fines and cover damages, and I'm going to pick up take away. Is there anything else anyone needs before I leave the house for good?

[foolishwren]

can u bring a rock for me 2 throw at the officer jenny

[a_sin_for_him]

I'm bringing you a hamburger.

If you throw it at the officer, you don't get another.

[foolishwren]

awwwwwwwwwwww
lust you're no fun

boooooooooo










can i throw a pickle slice @ her

also does the hamburger have bacon in it

[a_sin_for_him]

I don't care what you throw, but you only get one hamburger.

What's in it for me if it does?

[foolishwren]

ok understood, that is fair


does my eternal undying gratitude count??

[a_sin_for_him]

Depends. What does eternal undying gratitude go for on the black market these days?

[foolishwren]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm



i'll unclog your shower drain for you any time you like???

[a_sin_for_him]

Oh alright. Special order it is.

[exeggutorhead]

maybe 2 rocks

we could break their windows after we're out and THEN retreat

[foolishwren]

2 whole rocks!!!!!

IMAGINE IT

imagine the possibilities

[exeggutorhead]

imagine the looks on their faces

"who could have broken our windows it's so cold oh god how could this happen??"

"surely it couldn't have been those hooligans we lectured for five years and set on the path to being upstanding citizens"

[foolishwren]

"do you think we'll ever find out who did it, professor?/????"

"i dont know jenny, maybe never"


the unsolveable mystery

It is fine with me if Snake ends up arrested too for this >_> He also has 7 pokèmon on him.

[silentscales]

[Snake isn't the sort to let his guard down, even when sitting in a both with his snakes enjoying some food. It wasn't hard to notice the two at the Jukebox, and notice how long it is taking.

One, two, five plays and he's fine, but when the song comes back on after the different song played, Snake doesn't need to move at all for his pokèmon to slither across the floor and try to wrap the pair. He seems to just be continuing to enjoy his food, now only with a dratini and a snivy.]

Sorry for the delay, life stuff happened!

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Henry has already seated himself in a booth with his friends, silently waiting for the chaos to unfold. This is what happens when you're friends with gods and monsters.]

[Suddenly, something wraps itself around his legs!]</sub>

Ah! Hey!

No worries! It happens!

[silentscales]

[The ekans wraps itself tighter around his legs with wrap and a long hiss. He starts working his way up to Henry's knees as he tastes the air.

Envy, meanwhile, is beset by two sevipers just as eager to make friends with her.

Snake is watching the troublemaking pair from his seat, with the hint of a satisfactory smile on his face. The reaction from Henry already gave him some peace. He would call his pokèmon off before he actually got either of them hurt, but scaring them seems a fair trade off for having to listen to this ridiculous song for so long.]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy doesn't notice the snakes coming, he was far too distracted with laughing over everyone LOSING IT after What's New Skittycat made its glorious return after the song break.]

[He also wasn't expecting to get attacked. So when Henry shouts and then he's got TWO BIG SNAKES trying to wrap around his legs, he's completely caught by surprise. He tries to kick his legs out and pull himself free, but...well. That's probably not going to work very well.]

Wh-hey! Get off!

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Meanwhile, Henry is only a few notches off from an outright panic. For a moment he forgets himself and grabs up one of the bird-shaped pepper shakers off the table and starts shaking it furiously at the Ekans.]}

Get away! It's just a joke!

sorry, rough month T_T;

[silentscales]

[The sevipers dart their tongues out at Envy's legs. Snake considers it a shame they can't understand the jokes his snakes are making at the expense of their victims, but he couldn't reveal himself quite yet. Just a few more moments while his Ekans wraps tighter around Henry's legs as he closes his eyes and turns his head away from the offending pepper.

Snake counts to ten before standing up and walking over to their table. His pokèmon relax a little, but do not yet let go of the two.

If the pair have been around Goldenrod for a while, they might recognize Snake as the snake charmer for Eve's Garden Circus, which has set up in the city for some time now.

He doesn't say anything yet. Just looms over the table. He could scare them just a little bit more, right?]

shhhhh it okay!

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry doesn't get out very much so he doesn't recognize the shadow that falls across their table. He's still over here flailing pepper and not too far off from trying to pelt the beast with his fries.]}

Are these yours? Call them off!

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy does indeed recognize Snake. He's never actually spoken to the man before, but he and Lust have been working for the circus recently as well, as a trapeze act.]

[And he knows that this guy's their snake charmer, he can put two and two together here. SIR THESE SNAKES CLEARLY BELONG TO YOU. He's shoving at one of the Seviper's heads, trying to watch out for those fangs.]

Come on, it was funny!

[silentscales]

[Is that amusement? It is really hard to tell when his lips remain an even line. But at least finally the snakes let go, though one of the sevipers, Ruskin, instead moves to sit across Envy's lap and rub her head against Envy's shoulder.]

...

Scaring you was funny too. Your face was cute, says Ruskin.

The song is still annoying, and I don't think this one got scared enough, says John.

[John being the ekans now pointing at Henry with his tail.

For each pokèmon Snake gave a different voice, trying to do his best to match the way he 'hears' them. Ruskin's voice is teasing but warm, while John's drawl seems bored. His own voice is quieter and hard to read any emotion from.]

[no_ufo_ending]

This one is scared enough, trust me.

_{[He flicks one of the fries at John and tries to hide his sulk. If John hadn't held him down at first, Henry just might have hit the ceiling.]}