Room 032 [Action for Mahogany]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[It's not terribly hard to spot that Townshend boy as he weaves in and out around the buildings of chilly Mohagany Town because of the trail of smoke following him.]

[Cigarette in his lips and camera at his eye, he's all about taking pictures of everyone and everything today. He's got a brand new roll of film and by Arceus he's going to use it!]

[ON YOU.]</sub>

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

It's a pretty clean toilet.

[foolishwren]

Think of how many butts have been on that thing.

Butts that weren't yours.

[no_ufo_ending]

Who cares? I bet a hundred thousand people have farted in your bed.

[foolishwren]

_{[... Henry you little shitheel.]}

Yeah, but the bedsheets are changed every day. That toilet seat has probably been here since the dawn of time. Worn smooth by a hundred thousand buttcheeks.

[no_ufo_ending]

I don't caaaaare, I don't caaaaare-- _{[He shoves another cookie in his mouth.]} I dob' ghaaaaare!

[foolishwren]

_[>8(]

... I COULD always get Zilla to bust down the door, y'know!

[no_ufo_ending]

Your dad would kill you if we ruined another hotel room door.

[foolishwren]

_{[The key word being 'another'.]}

....



... You can't stay in there forever.

[no_ufo_ending]

Yes, I can.

_{[And so he did. At least until Harry got home. That was practically forever, right?]}