Room 031 [Video]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[The video opens on a bed.]

[Upon the bed is a huge-ass pile of Halloween candy. Several of the bags have big MARKED DOWN stickers slapped on them. A lot of it looks kind of gross, store-brand candy that was probably discounted to BEGIN with. A shiny Venonat sits on top of the pile and nibbles on an empty packet of pop rocks.]</sub>

This is the best purchase I have ever made.

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[Action]

[foolishwren]

<sub>[... Okay, you know, she could have tolerated that.]

[IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIS SHOES.]

[You've sealed your fate, Henry.]

[Her eyes narrow. And then she backs up. All the way to the door.]</sub>


.... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!

_{[CHARGING LEAP ONTO THE BED. AND HENRY.]}

[Action]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Henry's eyes widen momentarily as he realizes his terrible mistake. There's no helping it now though. It's impossible to get out of the way of a speeding god-slayer so Henry just hunkers down and prepares for impact.]

[While screaming obnoxiously loud of course.]</sub>

[Action]

[foolishwren]

_{[God how does Harry put up with these kids.]}

GRAAAGHAARRLGH!

_{[Henry will find himself being forced into a headlock. IT'S NOOGIE TIME!]}