Room 031 [Video]

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<sub>[The video opens on a bed.]

[Upon the bed is a huge-ass pile of Halloween candy. Several of the bags have big MARKED DOWN stickers slapped on them. A lot of it looks kind of gross, store-brand candy that was probably discounted to BEGIN with. A shiny Venonat sits on top of the pile and nibbles on an empty packet of pop rocks.]</sub>

This is the best purchase I have ever made.

Comments

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

Yeah, probably! But I'd hurry anyway! They're filling everything up with other stuff now.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

I don't see why they have to be in such a hurry, what else do they even need to put things out for?

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

Because Christmas.

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

But Christmas isn't for almost two months.

[Homunculi don't pay very much attention to holiday shopping schedules.]

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

Man, tell that to the shopping centers. Have you been in one recently?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Not really, I haven't gone out much since that mess with being kidnapped.

[Not because it traumatized him or anything, he just hasn't really felt like going anywhere other than the nearest park to exercise his team. So this candy adventure is good motivation for him to start getting back to normal.]

[video]

[no_ufo_ending]

I'm sorry, man...

_{[What else could you say?]}

Speaking of Christmas, what do you want this year?