Room 031 [Video]

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<sub>[The video opens on a bed.]

[Upon the bed is a huge-ass pile of Halloween candy. Several of the bags have big MARKED DOWN stickers slapped on them. A lot of it looks kind of gross, store-brand candy that was probably discounted to BEGIN with. A shiny Venonat sits on top of the pile and nibbles on an empty packet of pop rocks.]</sub>

This is the best purchase I have ever made.

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[loveisabattlefield]

(There is a very amused Cadence on the other end of the video.)

I bet you're really comfortable right now.

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I feel like a pirate who just came into port with his treasure.

[loveisabattlefield]

The pirate who braved gummy seas and licorice storms to retrieve Captain Sweet Tooth's treasure hold!

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_{[Henry has to laugh at that. That was the spirit!]}

Yarrr!

[loveisabattlefield]

(Cadence laughs as well.)

Just be careful about eating all of it once; even pirates can have tummy aches.

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You don't have to worry about me. I learned my lesson a couple of years ago.

_{[No, you didn't, Henry.]}