no_ufo_ending: (feelin mighty small)
no_ufo_ending ([personal profile] no_ufo_ending) wrote2015-11-08 02:42 am

Room 037 [VIDEO]

[It's night time. The feed opens on the face of a very frightened man. His eyes are baggy, he hasn't shaved, he is...possibly under his covers? He's under his covers. Okay.]

It's official. Our house is haunted.

I used to know what to do for ghosts but I've said every prayer I know and I've lit candles. I've been finding the cabinets open. I've been hearing bare footsteps and creepy giggling in the middle of the night. I know it isn't anyone in the house and it's none of the Pokemon. I looked in on them when I heard it and they were all asleep.

[He pauses. He listens.]

Something in this house is making toast. And I know for a fact that it is none of the Pokemon. I placed every single Pokemon in this house in front of the toaster with the necessary tools and none of them could do it.

I need your help. Anyone. Please.
exeggutorhead: (come on guys I'm reading)

[video]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-08 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Envy was tempted to just ignore whatever the hell Al had called him about and go back to sleep just on principle, but he can't help being curious. What is he supposed to deal with?]




[oh.]

[They'd forgotten something after all. They'd forgotten to tell Henry about the goblin.]

[He could just explain that there's a kid sometimes living at the house now, and that he's one of them. But now he's just kind of embarrassed. And still annoyed and not entirely awake. DAMN YOU, ALPHONSE.]


Oh...really? Are you sure it's a ghost?
exeggutorhead: (whut)

[video]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Then...

[Hang on a second.]

Wait, did you say you came in and watched us while we were asleep?
exeggutorhead: (well this is kinda awkward)

[video]

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-10 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Is a ghost type making toast really worth this much trouble?

I mean...they're pains in the ass, yeah, but how long did it take you to test every pokemon for how well they could work the toaster?

[Henry's already unhappy, Envy's not sure...how to bring up the actual source of the toast...]
exeggutorhead: (OHSHI--)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-10 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Whoa okay Henry.. Envy puts his hands up.]

Okay, okay, not a Pokemon!
exeggutorhead: (OHSHI--)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-10 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...I don't know if anybody would know if they were allergic to anything.

Do you think this could wait until morning? We could all talk about it and figure out what to do.

[THEY CAN INTRODUCE WRATH IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BETTER.]
exeggutorhead: (hm?)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-10 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Well these dramatics seem kind of familiar.]

...hang on, why don't I come downstairs and help you out?
exeggutorhead: (curious)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-10 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Okay!

[He brings a pillow, holding it onto his head with one hand. He wants Henry to not kick him back out of the kitchen.]

[He also brings Charon the Clefairy, who bounces happily after him, having already received instructions on what to do when they got down there.]


Okay, what do you want me to do?

[Complete poker face...well, a concerned, worried face that has no guilt on it whatsoever, anyway.]
exeggutorhead: (surprise)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-10 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...yeah, Envy judged this situation Correctly. He feels the uncomfortable sensation of guilt; this is the second time this month he's been a part of accidentally setting Henry off.]

Okay, got it.

[He dutifully goes and grabs the dish, gesturing for Charon to follow as he heads to the living room. He waits a second before speaking up again, in a hushed, frantic tone.]

Henry! Come in here!
exeggutorhead: (I'm a sneaky bastard)

[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2015-11-10 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Now that Henry is away from the stove, Envy is ready as soon as he comes into the room. He gestures at Charon, who starts Singing a sweet lullaby directly at Henry's face.]

[The pillow Envy brought comes in handy, as he pulls it down over his ears to protect himself.]


Sorry!