Room 037 [VIDEO]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[It's night time. The feed opens on the face of a very frightened man. His eyes are baggy, he hasn't shaved, he is...possibly under his covers? He's under his covers. Okay.]}

It's official. Our house is haunted.

I used to know what to do for ghosts but I've said every prayer I know and I've lit candles. I've been finding the cabinets open. I've been hearing bare footsteps and creepy giggling in the middle of the night. I know it isn't anyone in the house and it's none of the Pokemon. I looked in on them when I heard it and they were all asleep.

_{[He pauses. He listens.]}

Something in this house is making toast. And I know for a fact that it is none of the Pokemon. I placed every single Pokemon in this house in front of the toaster with the necessary tools and none of them could do it.

I need your help. Anyone. Please.

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[no_ufo_ending]

If we wait, we may not ever be able to leave again.

[exeggutorhead]

[Well these dramatics seem kind of familiar.]

...hang on, why don't I come downstairs and help you out?

[no_ufo_ending]

Bring something to protect your head with!

[exeggutorhead]

Okay!

[He brings a pillow, holding it onto his head with one hand. He wants Henry to not kick him back out of the kitchen.]

[He also brings Charon the Clefairy, who bounces happily after him, having already received instructions on what to do when they got down there.]

Okay, what do you want me to do?

[Complete poker face...well, a concerned, worried face that has no guilt on it whatsoever, anyway.]

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry turns, his wiry form haloed by the stove light. The pans are held in such a way that he could easily break a jaw with them. He is Ready.]}

I need you to grab that dish. The one with the smoke coming from it. I need you to carry it into each part of the house.

[exeggutorhead]

[...yeah, Envy judged this situation Correctly. He feels the uncomfortable sensation of guilt; this is the second time this month he's been a part of accidentally setting Henry off.]

Okay, got it.

[He dutifully goes and grabs the dish, gesturing for Charon to follow as he heads to the living room. He waits a second before speaking up again, in a hushed, frantic tone.]

Henry! Come in here!

[no_ufo_ending]

_{[Henry is there in an instant, ever alert, ever ready to bust some heads with his dual pan skills.]}

Are there cracks?

[exeggutorhead]

[Now that Henry is away from the stove, Envy is ready as soon as he comes into the room. He gestures at Charon, who starts Singing a sweet lullaby directly at Henry's face.]

[The pillow Envy brought comes in handy, as he pulls it down over his ears to protect himself.]

Sorry!

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Henry stares at the little pink Pokemon with a look of complete confusion on his face.]

[What was Envy having him look at? He didn't even feel any oppressive auras in here! But then the song starts. He's learned to tell the cry from the tell tale attack in his day.]</sub>

Envy, I don't think this will...work on...people ghosts....

_{[BING! BONG! Both pans hit the floor as Henry's legs start turning to jello.]}

Nnnnww--no! No, this isn't h e l p i n g, Envy! Tell your....mkay.

_{[He hits the floor like a sack of beets.]}