Broom closet 020 [action for EVERYWHERE EVER,][4th Wall]

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_{[OOC: Henry will be popping up in random bathrooms all over Johto (and other places! Visitors, feel free to post and receive a visit from a confused photographer).]}

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[usedmask]

[GUESS WHO YOU JUST INTERRUPTED PEEING.]

JESUS! [He stumbles backwards, while trying to zip up his pants very awkwardly.]

What the fuck?!

[no_ufo_ending]

Oh, uh, whoops.

_{[ Henry gives the guy enough respect to look away.]}

You haven't seen a dirty man in a long blue coat that may or may not have had a spoon with him, have you?

[usedmask]

Holy shit, man. Can't even take a piss in peace anymore...

What? A bum? No, I haven't seen anyone like that around. Why?

[no_ufo_ending]

Oh. Well...I need to kill him before he ends the world.

_{[Henry climbs the rest of the way out of the hole and hunts for the bathroom door.]}

[usedmask]

....You're serious.

[no_ufo_ending]

Yup. He wants to steal my neighbor's uterus or something and summon a god.

[usedmask]

...You know, I'm not even that surprised any more.

[no_ufo_ending]

Then you can help. Come on.

_{[A HOLE HUNTING WE WILL GO.]}

[usedmask]

....What the hell. Maybe I'll find Jen. [SURVIVAL HORROR BROS.]