no_ufo_ending | Room 017 [Video]

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henry are you in the fucknig woods somew,
henry the spirit guide,
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Room 017 [Video]

_{[Henry's face appears and he gets right to the point. If one pays attention, they'll notice a dribble of wax slowly dripping down between his eyes. His new baby litwick seems very fond of his head. Henry seems indifferent. In fact, he seems kind of out of it.]}

What kind of pokemon is a candle with a face...

...I mean. I remember magnet-o-mite or whatever from the game but...

_{[And then he dozes off. The energy has been sucked right out of him. The litwick giggles and Burger can be heard hissing from off camera.]

[Where the hell is Henry? He seems like he's outside somewhere if the leaves stuck to his shirt are any clue. It looks like it's getting dark.]}

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_{[Sorry, only Baby Candle Monster is available at the moment. The little litwick babbles at the man on the screen and shakes the gear up and down.]}

_{[Oh well. Maybe he can get something kinda like answers from the candle. Time to put on the Pokémon Whisperer-voice]}

Hey, little candle-buddy. Hey. Hi, did you do this?

_{[The little pokemon mushes her cheeks with her nubby wax hands. C8 SHE SURE DID. And she'll do it to you too.]}

_{[If the little wax critter had eyelashes, she would have batted them at Envy. Behind her, Henry stirs somewhat.]}

Hnnbbub. What? What?

_{[The litwick jabbets and squeaks angrily at Butch because he is AN ALIEN MONSTER. She struggles but can't exactly run very fast and is picked up. She is not happy about it one bit, flailing her little wax arms.]

[Henry, meanwhile, begins to come around now that the little pokemon's attention is focused somewhere else.]}

Uuugh...Heather?

_{[ ;-; Heather braved the WOODS to come and find him...she was the best.]}

_{[Oh no]}

Okay, do you think maybe you could get him to... say, a PokéCenter? Unlike you, I don't think he's very comfortable out in the.. forest, _{[or wherever you are]} which is unfortunate, but do you think you could do that?

_{[The litwick blinks. Dafuq's a Poke'Center?]

[Truth was they were a stone's throw from one, passed out in a row of bushes behind some house.]}

Wiiii--iiick?

_{[BE GLAD YOUR LITTLE SISTER LOVES YOU, HENRY.]

[Otherwise she'd just have left you there in your candlelit stupor.]

[Butch waddles back, happily hugging the little Litwick to his chest. Between the wet mucus covering his body and his high level, the baby candle ghost wouldn't be able to do much more than sizzle angrily in his grasp.]

[Meanwhile, Heather leans over the groggy photographer.]}

Me.

What the hell happened, dude? Are you okay?

_{[He pushes himself up on one elbow and clutches his head.]}

Ugh...I feel like I've been run over....this isn't a forest.

_{[Henry turns juuuust a little red. He thought he'd been lost in fucking Yellowstone or something.]}

What the hell...

Nope. It definitely isn't.

_{[She reaches down to offer a hand to help him up.]}

I think Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast had an unholy demonspawn child on your head.

_{[Henry stares at the freak candle baby and scoops up his gear. It had drool on it. Ecto drool.]}

What? What? _{[He shakes his head. He's still dizzy from the ghostfire.]} I'm sorry, Heather...I meant to pick up a few things at the poke'mart. I heard noises coming from my bag and now I'm here. I didn't mean to worry you.

_{[Ewwww, ghost babies...]}

It's...

_{[She heaves a sigh, rubbing her temples for a second, before sort of reaching out and brushing gardening mulch off the back of his shirt. Harry's mother-hen instincts were mostly latent in her but they come out sometimes.]}

It's okay.

Just... try not to lead me on a wild goose chase next time, okay?

I thought you'd somehow made it into the Safari Zone or something.

[Envy snaps at the 'Gear, trying to get Henry's attention with the noise, even if it isn't as effective as it might have been in person.]

Henry. Henry, I think your candle is doing something to you.

Oh, Hey, Envy....wait, what?

_{[NO! The little litwick isn't having it. She upends the 'gear out of her trainer's hand so that it lands several feet away, face-down in the dirt.]}

Hey! Bad candle baby....thing....hngg.

_{[Safari Zone? That would have been...horrible. He lost himself to a brief daymare of being eaten alive by onyx. ]}

Next time I go anywhere, I'm leaving my eggs in the hotel.

_{[He narrowed his eyes at the huffing and puffing little candle. WHAT WAS THAT THING EVEN? He didn't remember half the pokemon they had.]}

[Aw hell, now what is he supposed to do? It doesn't seem like Henry is in actual serious trouble so he's not freaking out about this, but after having to fight off a Gengar possessing one of his friends once, Envy does not like Poke-ghosts. So he'll resort to trying to yell loud enough to be heard from wherever the 'Gear landed. If anything even gets through, among the clearer words would be Henry's name, 'Heather', and a fair amount of cursing. Stupid candle baby Envy is never getting one of you.]

Edited 2012-05-01 22:55 (UTC)

_{[Or trampled by Rhyhorn.]}

PROBABLY a good idea.

_{[She looks down at the Litwick as well and they share a moment of mutual 'what the shit is that' silence.]}

... So... congratulations.

It's a candle.

Uhm... _{[Miguel tries to make a vaguely house-shaped... shape with his hands.} You know the big, block-like things that looks like this [a triangle-shape] on top?

...

....

_{[ BC ITS NOT FUNNY HEATHER. GOD. Look at that frownie face.]}

Why do my pokemon try to hurt me?

_{[the little pokemon watches this amazing display with wide yellow eyes before trying to mimic Miguel with her little nub arms.]

[BEST GAME EVER.]}

_{[ACKSHULLY HENRY IT SORT OF IS.]}

I doubt it was trying to... I mean, it is just a baby...

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