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Room 017 [Video]

_{[Henry's face appears and he gets right to the point. If one pays attention, they'll notice a dribble of wax slowly dripping down between his eyes. His new baby litwick seems very fond of his head. Henry seems indifferent. In fact, he seems kind of out of it.]}

What kind of pokemon is a candle with a face...

...I mean. I remember magnet-o-mite or whatever from the game but...

_{[And then he dozes off. The energy has been sucked right out of him. The litwick giggles and Burger can be heard hissing from off camera.]

[Where the hell is Henry? He seems like he's outside somewhere if the leaves stuck to his shirt are any clue. It looks like it's getting dark.]}

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You have one of those too?

[[a pause and a blink]] Are you all right...?

_{[Hang on there a minute, Bakura. Henry's in dream la--VIOLENT SNAP BACK TO REALITY. Oh shit. Some kid he doesn't know.]}

What?

... You seem like you're asleep on your feet....

What oh...yeah. I'm...really tired. I guess.

Might not be a good idea to be out wandering if you're that tired.

_{[Henry makes a bit of a face and looks around him.]

[Wat.]

[This...was not the poke'mart. This was not a thing that was good.]}

Damn.

[[Oh dear]]

Spaced out and wound up somewhere you didn't mean to be?

[[That happened to him a lot.]]

I was on the way to the poke'mart to get some food for my new pokemon...I have to...

_{[brb nodding off again. The little candle pokemon on his head burns all the brighter. c8 ]}

Aaa, stop that, you're taking too much! [[chiding the little candle. He has one of his own to know what they do. His, however, learned very quickly that if she tried to take too much of her trainer's life energy, said trainer's possessive as hell level 100 would beat the light right out of it.]]

_{[The little candle pokemon just stares at Bakura through the gear. c8 ..... C8 . It knows what its doing. ]

[Henry has no such luck. His pokemon are a prissy cat, a baby dinosaur, a CLAM, and a turtle that doubles as a coffee table. He didn't even count the serial killer owl.]}

[[Bakura's going to lineface back at it now]]

Mou, you're supposed to be supportive of your trainer. There are tricks and then there are mean things that are no good! He won't be able to help you when you need it if you do things like this... you're still a low level, aren't you?

[[Amane's starting to hover closer to his shoulder. Is she going to ~~get the opportunity to~~ have to choke a bitch for making her trainer upset? She hopes so!]]

_{[The babby Litwick tilts her head. She's only an hour or two old. What is a trainer? 8c Her flame flickers as her face puckers up in confusion. Big wax teardrops start to roll down her cheeks. WHAT DOOOOO?]}

[[oh dear. Suddenly, gentle tone.]] no, no, don't cry... Ne, just come away from him a bit, okay? So he can get his energy back. You need to learn how to not take so much...

_{[The little pokemon blubbers and tries to do her best to follow Bakura's instructions. She grips the gear with her stubby little arms and toddles away from Henry. She looks back at him and sniffs as her flame shrinks back down.]}

[[daawww.]] You see how your flame is now? [[said very gently now]] Do you think you can make it be that low when you're still near him?

...a candle with a face?

[WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE LIKE YOU'RE ON DRUGS.]

Henry, are you alright?

_{[And another conversation with half-asleep Henry began.]}

I don't...know. I'm really tired. I had coffee. I was just going walking and my pokemon hatched, so I was....I was all-- oh, hey, I remember you....no, I mean I didn't say that I just mean I remember you. Hi.

Sounds like something from a cartoon. [Also like you need something stronger than coffee.]

...Hi. [AWKWARD TEENAGER IS AWKWARD.]

Cartoon...this whole place is a video game.

_{[Sorry, Henry, your sentient candle wants some screen time. She bobbles into the frame and waves her stumpy little arms at Angela, baby-jabbering the whole while.]}

[With that, she can't help but laugh. Awkwardly, and briefly, but it's laughter.]

Ah- hi there!

[As an afterthought:]

I don't think we're in a video game...

I don't know...I used to have a game called Pokemon when I was a kid. But the world wasn't called Johto and there weren't any fire turtles or candle babies or...

_{[And he dozed off again]}

...You had a game like this?

What on earth do you do to get this tired...

Yeah, when I was a kid...and I don't know. First I'm talking to a candle and then I can't...can't stay awake...

_{[YOU'RE LOSING HIM, ANGELA.]}

W- have you been drugged?! H-has the candle put a sleeping spell on you?

_{[AND HE'S GONE.]

[The little candle, however, is happy to entertain Angela by waving its little arms and singing, "wi wi wi wi wi wi" to her.]}

_{[It wasn't exactly uncommon for Henry to disappear inside his 'thought cocoon' for hours at a time, so to be honest, when Heather had gotten back to the hotel room after breakfast, she'd just... sort of assumed he was in there and stepped over the sleeping bag.]

[Until she got a text a few hours later reading 'heater plz come get me :(']

[And sure enough... the sleeping bag turned out to be devoid of Henrys.]}

.... where are you

_{[There is a yawning gap between the text that Heather sent and the photographer's reply. His little newborn candle pokemon is making it very hard to stay awake. And lucid.]}

there r trees

.... henry we're on a beach island where did you even find trees

_{[Brb setting off to the sparse wooded areas on the EDGE OF TOWN.]}

idk

_{[THAT WAS VERY ELABORATE AND HELPFUL.]}

_{[HENRY YOU ARE THE MOST HELPFUL.]}

just

stay there

I'm coming to get you

K

_{[Naturally, the photographer is laying face-up behind a small garden shop with the newly hatched pokemon sitting on his chest with the 'gear halfway in her mouth.]

[BATTERIES WERE DELICIOUS OKAY.]}

_{[After a lot of uneventful searching and probably a whole lot of back and forth "QUESTION ABOUT WHEREABOUTS?" "COMPLETELY USELESS ONE-WORD ANSWER", Heather finally comes tromping back into town, frustrated and with a lot of fresh blisters on her heels.]}

henry


i'm getting dad

just


try not to die or something

_{[as she literally walks RIGHT PAST HIM.]}

_{[And as Heather passes, the 'received message' sound plays on Henry's 'gear as the little litwick chews on it while making various ababababa baby pokemon sounds.]}

_{[Maybe he'd wandered into that Safari Zone place. She wouldn't put it past him. God, if that's the case she just hopes her father'll be able to convince the wardens to let them in to look for him before he gets eaten by a Kangaskhan or someth-- what was that.]

[Pausing in her tracks, Heather frowns... and then slooowly walks backwards until she can peer over the small fence and into the garden area.]

[... Those shoes poking out of the Oran bushes look mighty familiar.]}

.... Henry?

Uhhnnnn.

_{[He'd made a similar sound last Halloween after coming down from his candy-stash sugar high. He had no energy.]

[The little pokemon that was sitting on him senses Heather's presence and looks up at her with beady little yellow eyes. 8c She wasn't going to take her tall-shaggy-thing away from her, was she? He was food!]}

....

_{[Okay, she's torn between being annoyed as hell at having wasted two hours tromping around in scrub... and just being exasperated.]}

... Henry...

_{[Guess his egg hatched...]

[Heaving a sigh, she stashes her 'Gear in the back pocket of her jeans and starts to clamber over the little fence.]}

_{[The little Litwick waves her stubby arms at Heather as she comes near. SHOO! SHOO! HER HUMAN! "Wi wi wi wi wi!]}

Sorry, Lumiere, I gotta get Einstein here back to the hotel SOMEHOW.

_{[Once over, she tries to shoo the little candle off of Henry.]}

_{[The litwick doesn't like that at all! She puffs her face up and the flame on top of her head wavers and billows upwards impressively. It had all come from Henry.]

[She lets out a stubborn "WIICK" to let Heather knows she means bidness.]}

_{[With a slightly startled noise, she yanks her hand back, hissing sharply between her teeth.]}

Ffffffst!

_{[Dammit.]

[Muttering darkly, she steps back and pulls a Pokeball out of her pocket, releasing Butch the Quagsire in a flash of light. ... And shaking him off of her leg immediately as he performs his usual cold, clammy hug of greeting.]}

Enough, boy, it's an... um... _{[She didn't really feel comfortable classing 'Henry is a dumbass' with 'emergency'.]} .... situation.

Grab that... candle thingie and hold onto it, wouldja?

_{[With a happy QUAAAAAG, Butch toddles forward with amphibious paws outstretched to do just that!]}

_{[The litwick jabbets and squeaks angrily at Butch because he is AN ALIEN MONSTER. She struggles but can't exactly run very fast and is picked up. She is not happy about it one bit, flailing her little wax arms.]

[Henry, meanwhile, begins to come around now that the little pokemon's attention is focused somewhere else.]}

Uuugh...Heather?

_{[ ;-; Heather braved the WOODS to come and find him...she was the best.]}

_{[BE GLAD YOUR LITTLE SISTER LOVES YOU, HENRY.]

[Otherwise she'd just have left you there in your candlelit stupor.]

[Butch waddles back, happily hugging the little Litwick to his chest. Between the wet mucus covering his body and his high level, the baby candle ghost wouldn't be able to do much more than sizzle angrily in his grasp.]

[Meanwhile, Heather leans over the groggy photographer.]}

Me.

What the hell happened, dude? Are you okay?

_{[He pushes himself up on one elbow and clutches his head.]}

Ugh...I feel like I've been run over....this isn't a forest.

_{[Henry turns juuuust a little red. He thought he'd been lost in fucking Yellowstone or something.]}

What the hell...

Nope. It definitely isn't.

_{[She reaches down to offer a hand to help him up.]}

I think Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast had an unholy demonspawn child on your head.

_{[Henry stares at the freak candle baby and scoops up his gear. It had drool on it. Ecto drool.]}

What? What? _{[He shakes his head. He's still dizzy from the ghostfire.]} I'm sorry, Heather...I meant to pick up a few things at the poke'mart. I heard noises coming from my bag and now I'm here. I didn't mean to worry you.

_{[Ewwww, ghost babies...]}

It's...

_{[She heaves a sigh, rubbing her temples for a second, before sort of reaching out and brushing gardening mulch off the back of his shirt. Harry's mother-hen instincts were mostly latent in her but they come out sometimes.]}

It's okay.

Just... try not to lead me on a wild goose chase next time, okay?

I thought you'd somehow made it into the Safari Zone or something.

_{[Safari Zone? That would have been...horrible. He lost himself to a brief daymare of being eaten alive by onyx. ]}

Next time I go anywhere, I'm leaving my eggs in the hotel.

_{[He narrowed his eyes at the huffing and puffing little candle. WHAT WAS THAT THING EVEN? He didn't remember half the pokemon they had.]}

_{[Or trampled by Rhyhorn.]}

PROBABLY a good idea.

_{[She looks down at the Litwick as well and they share a moment of mutual 'what the shit is that' silence.]}

... So... congratulations.

It's a candle.

...

....

_{[ BC ITS NOT FUNNY HEATHER. GOD. Look at that frownie face.]}

Why do my pokemon try to hurt me?

_{[ACKSHULLY HENRY IT SORT OF IS.]}

I doubt it was trying to... I mean, it is just a baby...

No idea about your candle--

[...wait a second he's noticing that the dozing looks...not like a good thing to be happening.]

Henry?

_{[He snorts awake. Oh! An Envy!]}

Oh, hey man...what's up?

Well, you're falling asleep with a candle on your face for one.

[Face, top of his head, CLOSE ENOUGH.]

_{[Sorry, Henry can't come to the 'gear right now.]

[The little candle pokemon leans into frame and squeaks a hello to Envy with those DEAD, PUSS YELLOW DOLL'S EYES she has.

"Wiiiiik?"]}

Hey--hey!

[Narrowing his eyes at the baby-candle-thing.] You're doing something, aren't you?

_{[If the little wax critter had eyelashes, she would have batted them at Envy. Behind her, Henry stirs somewhat.]}

Hnnbbub. What? What?

[Envy snaps at the 'Gear, trying to get Henry's attention with the noise, even if it isn't as effective as it might have been in person.]

Henry. Henry, I think your candle is doing something to you.

Oh, Hey, Envy....wait, what?

_{[NO! The little litwick isn't having it. She upends the 'gear out of her trainer's hand so that it lands several feet away, face-down in the dirt.]}

Hey! Bad candle baby....thing....hngg.

[Aw hell, now what is he supposed to do? It doesn't seem like Henry is in actual serious trouble so he's not freaking out about this, but after having to fight off a Gengar possessing one of his friends once, Envy does not like Poke-ghosts. So he'll resort to trying to yell loud enough to be heard from wherever the 'Gear landed. If anything even gets through, among the clearer words would be Henry's name, 'Heather', and a fair amount of cursing. Stupid candle baby Envy is never getting one of you.]

Edited 2012-05-01 22:55 (UTC)

_{[Oh, hey, Miguel remembers you!]}

Hey...! Are you alright?

_{[And Henry you--or he would if he weren't half asleep.]}

I...I dunno, I think I'm lost.

Lost? Wha- wait, do you have any idea where you are? Or.. how you ended up where you are?

I was walking to the Poke'mart and my egg hatched...I don't remember anything after...

_{[LE SNORE.]}

And now you're stuck whoknowswhere. Hm..

_{[Well, if flaming horses can put you to sleep with their eyes, who says sentient candles can't]} It must've been your - hey, try to stay awake!

_{[Sorry, only Baby Candle Monster is available at the moment. The little litwick babbles at the man on the screen and shakes the gear up and down.]}

_{[Oh well. Maybe he can get something kinda like answers from the candle. Time to put on the Pokémon Whisperer-voice]}

Hey, little candle-buddy. Hey. Hi, did you do this?

_{[The little pokemon mushes her cheeks with her nubby wax hands. C8 SHE SURE DID. And she'll do it to you too.]}

_{[Oh no]}

Okay, do you think maybe you could get him to... say, a PokéCenter? Unlike you, I don't think he's very comfortable out in the.. forest, _{[or wherever you are]} which is unfortunate, but do you think you could do that?

_{[The litwick blinks. Dafuq's a Poke'Center?]

[Truth was they were a stone's throw from one, passed out in a row of bushes behind some house.]}

Wiiii--iiick?

Uhm... _{[Miguel tries to make a vaguely house-shaped... shape with his hands.} You know the big, block-like things that looks like this [a triangle-shape] on top?

_{[the little pokemon watches this amazing display with wide yellow eyes before trying to mimic Miguel with her little nub arms.]

[BEST GAME EVER.]}

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