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no_ufo_ending) wrote2012-04-04 09:11 am
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Room 017 [Video]
[Henry's face appears and he gets right to the point. If one pays attention, they'll notice a dribble of wax slowly dripping down between his eyes. His new baby litwick seems very fond of his head. Henry seems indifferent. In fact, he seems kind of out of it.]
What kind of pokemon is a candle with a face...
...I mean. I remember magnet-o-mite or whatever from the game but...
[And then he dozes off. The energy has been sucked right out of him. The litwick giggles and Burger can be heard hissing from off camera.]
[Where the hell is Henry? He seems like he's outside somewhere if the leaves stuck to his shirt are any clue. It looks like it's getting dark.]
What kind of pokemon is a candle with a face...
...I mean. I remember magnet-o-mite or whatever from the game but...
[And then he dozes off. The energy has been sucked right out of him. The litwick giggles and Burger can be heard hissing from off camera.]
[Where the hell is Henry? He seems like he's outside somewhere if the leaves stuck to his shirt are any clue. It looks like it's getting dark.]
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[[a pause and a blink]] Are you all right...?
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What?
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[Wat.]
[This...was not the poke'mart. This was not a thing that was good.]
Damn.
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Spaced out and wound up somewhere you didn't mean to be?
[[That happened to him a lot.]]
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[brb nodding off again. The little candle pokemon on his head burns all the brighter. c8 ]
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[Henry has no such luck. His pokemon are a prissy cat, a baby dinosaur, a CLAM, and a turtle that doubles as a coffee table. He didn't even count the serial killer owl.]
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Mou, you're supposed to be supportive of your trainer. There are tricks and then there are mean things that are no good! He won't be able to help you when you need it if you do things like this... you're still a low level, aren't you?
[[Amane's starting to hover closer to his shoulder. Is she going to
get the opportunity tohave to choke a bitch for making her trainer upset? She hopes so!]][Video]
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[WHY ARE YOU LYING THERE LIKE YOU'RE ON DRUGS.]
Henry, are you alright?
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I don't...know. I'm really tired. I had coffee. I was just going walking and my pokemon hatched, so I was....I was all-- oh, hey, I remember you....no, I mean I didn't say that I just mean I remember you. Hi.
Video I am the latest~
...Hi. [AWKWARD TEENAGER IS AWKWARD.]
NO ME
[Sorry, Henry, your sentient candle wants some screen time. She bobbles into the frame and waves her stumpy little arms at Angela, baby-jabbering the whole while.]
OH GOD I AM SORRY FOR LATENESS.
Ah- hi there!
[As an afterthought:]
I don't think we're in a video game...
ITS OKAY YOU WILL NEVER BE TOO LATE FOR ME <3
[And he dozed off again]
YAAAAAY
What on earth do you do to get this tired...
YAAAAAY
[YOU'RE LOSING HIM, ANGELA.]
no subject
no subject
[The little candle, however, is happy to entertain Angela by waving its little arms and singing, "wi wi wi wi wi wi" to her.]
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[Until she got a text a few hours later reading
'heater plz come get me :(
'][And sure enough... the sleeping bag turned out to be devoid of Henrys.]
.... where are you
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there r trees
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.... henry we're on a beach island where did you even find trees
[Brb setting off to the sparse wooded areas on the EDGE OF TOWN.]
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[THAT WAS VERY ELABORATE AND HELPFUL.]
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just
stay there
I'm coming to get you
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[Naturally, the photographer is laying face-up behind a small garden shop with the newly hatched pokemon sitting on his chest with the 'gear halfway in her mouth.]
[BATTERIES WERE DELICIOUS OKAY.]
[Text] TWO HOURS LATER
"QUESTION ABOUT WHEREABOUTS?" "COMPLETELY USELESS ONE-WORD ANSWER"
, Heather finally comes tromping back into town, frustrated and with a lot of fresh blisters on her heels.]henry
i'm getting dad
just
try not to die or something
[as she literally walks RIGHT PAST HIM.]
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[Pausing in her tracks, Heather frowns... and then slooowly walks backwards until she can peer over the small fence and into the garden area.]
[... Those shoes poking out of the Oran bushes look mighty familiar.]
.... Henry?
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[He'd made a similar sound last Halloween after coming down from his candy-stash sugar high. He had no energy.]
[The little pokemon that was sitting on him senses Heather's presence and looks up at her with beady little yellow eyes. 8c She wasn't going to take her tall-shaggy-thing away from her, was she? He was food!]
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[Okay, she's torn between being annoyed as hell at having wasted two hours tromping around in scrub... and just being exasperated.]
... Henry...
[Guess his egg hatched...]
[Heaving a sigh, she stashes her 'Gear in the back pocket of her jeans and starts to clamber over the little fence.]
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[Once over, she tries to shoo the little candle off of Henry.]
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[She lets out a stubborn "WIICK" to let Heather knows she means bidness.]
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Ffffffst!
[Dammit.]
[Muttering darkly, she steps back and pulls a Pokeball out of her pocket, releasing Butch the Quagsire in a flash of light. ... And shaking him off of her leg immediately as he performs his usual cold, clammy hug of greeting.]
Enough, boy, it's an... um... [She didn't really feel comfortable classing 'Henry is a dumbass' with 'emergency'.] .... situation.
Grab that... candle thingie and hold onto it, wouldja?
[With a happy QUAAAAAG, Butch toddles forward with amphibious paws outstretched to do just that!]
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[Henry, meanwhile, begins to come around now that the little pokemon's attention is focused somewhere else.]
Uuugh...Heather?
[ ;-; Heather braved the WOODS to come and find him...she was the best.]
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[Otherwise she'd just have left you there in your candlelit stupor.]
[Butch waddles back, happily hugging the little Litwick to his chest. Between the wet mucus covering his body and his high level, the baby candle ghost wouldn't be able to do much more than sizzle angrily in his grasp.]
[Meanwhile, Heather leans over the groggy photographer.]
Me.
What the hell happened, dude? Are you okay?
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Ugh...I feel like I've been run over....this isn't a forest.
[Henry turns juuuust a little red. He thought he'd been lost in fucking Yellowstone or something.]
What the hell...
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[She reaches down to offer a hand to help him up.]
I think Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast had an unholy demonspawn child on your head.
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What? What? [He shakes his head. He's still dizzy from the ghostfire.] I'm sorry, Heather...I meant to pick up a few things at the poke'mart. I heard noises coming from my bag and now I'm here. I didn't mean to worry you.
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It's...
[She heaves a sigh, rubbing her temples for a second, before sort of reaching out and brushing gardening mulch off the back of his shirt. Harry's mother-hen instincts were mostly latent in her but they come out sometimes.]
It's okay.
Just... try not to lead me on a wild goose chase next time, okay?
I thought you'd somehow made it into the Safari Zone or something.
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Next time I go anywhere, I'm leaving my eggs in the hotel.
[He narrowed his eyes at the huffing and puffing little candle. WHAT WAS THAT THING EVEN? He didn't remember half the pokemon they had.]
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PROBABLY a good idea.
[She looks down at the Litwick as well and they share a moment of mutual 'what the shit is that' silence.]
... So... congratulations.
It's a candle.
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[ BC ITS NOT FUNNY HEATHER. GOD. Look at that frownie face.]
Why do my pokemon try to hurt me?
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I doubt it was trying to... I mean, it is just a baby...
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[...wait a second he's noticing that the dozing looks...not like a good thing to be happening.]
Henry?
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Oh, hey man...what's up?
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[Face, top of his head, CLOSE ENOUGH.]
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[The little candle pokemon leans into frame and squeaks a hello to Envy with those DEAD, PUSS YELLOW DOLL'S EYES she has.
"Wiiiiik?"]
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[Narrowing his eyes at the baby-candle-thing.] You're doing something, aren't you?
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Hnnbbub. What? What?
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Henry. Henry, I think your candle is doing something to you.
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[NO! The little litwick isn't having it. She upends the 'gear out of her trainer's hand so that it lands several feet away, face-down in the dirt.]
Hey! Bad candle baby....thing....hngg.
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Hey...! Are you alright?
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I...I dunno, I think I'm lost.
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[LE SNORE.]
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[Well, if flaming horses can put you to sleep with their eyes, who says sentient candles can't] It must've been your - hey, try to stay awake!
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Hey, little candle-buddy. Hey. Hi, did you do this?
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Okay, do you think maybe you could get him to... say, a PokéCenter? Unlike you, I don't think he's very comfortable out in the.. forest, [or wherever you are] which is unfortunate, but do you think you could do that?
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[Truth was they were a stone's throw from one, passed out in a row of bushes behind some house.]
Wiiii--iiick?
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[BEST GAME EVER.]