Call Henry's Poke"gear!

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[exeggutorhead]

[Normally Envy doesn't think '...humans' so much anymore, especially not at his friends. But in this case he kind of can't help the thought crossing his mind.]

[The first part of Henry's plan works like a charm, though, and Fat Stanley notices those Dodritos the second they're on the ground. He bobs his head a few times, pleased with the awesome selection this yard apparently has, and hops on over to the crumbs to start devouring them.]

...okay, now's our chance. Try the salt thing, I'll be ready to jump out and grab him.

[EVEN IF HE SOUNDS PRETTY DUBIOUS ABOUT THE SALT THING.]

[action]

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<sub>[A long arm pokes out of the bush, salt canister in-hand. Henry isn't fucking around here, it's all or nothing. None of that piddly little salt shaker business. Slowly. Sloooowly. He starts to tip the can and the salt sprinkles out. Then the lid falls off and ALL of it falls onto poor Fat Stanley in a cloud.]

[There is a lot of horrified coo-ing.]</sub>

GRAB HIM!

[action]

[exeggutorhead]

[Envy LEAPS out from behind the bush, arms outstretched to grab poor unfortunate Fat Stanley.]

[But the bird is actually much faster than his build would suggest...and the salt did nothing but startle him even MORE.]

[He takes off in an explosion of flapping and feathers, leaving Envy to faceplant in the dirt, arms still outstretched and one hand gripping a lone tailfeather. But now is no time to just lie there, they've got a bird to catch, and Stanley is flying more horizontally than vertically. There's still a chance!]

[Envy shoves himself up to scramblerun after the Pidove.]

Stanleeeey! Come back.

[action]

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<sub>[Henry sees that it's now up to him and leaps over the fallen homunculus like a deer.]

[Or he would have if Envy hadn't decided to get up right then. He face-plants, tangled up in Envy's limbs.]</sub>