Call Henry's Poke"gear!

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Hi there! Wanna thread but don't have time/want to set up a whole post for it?
Does your character just wanna call and shoot the breeze? LET'S DO IT.
Just use the COMMENT and MESSAGE threads below!

[Psst, if you need OOC contact, try here!]

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July 15th at ungodly o'clock

[exeggutorhead]

henry are you awake

there is some kind of screwed up monster in the woods

[Envy's a screwed up monster too but not of the smokescreen death scream variety. But Henry's fought that kind of monster before maybe he'll know what to do.]

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what

i didnt have any dreams about that

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yeah well, it still happened

last night, some creepy screaming thing was walking around in the rain, and there was fog with it. and there were stick bundles and feathers and claw marks or something in the ground in the morning. but it didn't sound like any pokemon I've heard.

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did you guys stumble onto the set of the blair witch project or something?

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the what?

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its a movie
these kids go into the woods to film a documentary about a witch
they find all these weird markings and bundles of sticks

they all died

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henry that is not reassuring

did they try beating the witch to death with sticks because that's all we've got out here

and the pokemon I guess but last time there were actual monsters they wouldn't fight them

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oh

have you tried not camping

Nov 7

[ladywithnovoice]

I just don't see what your issue is with being able to talk with a God, honestly.

[If this seems out of nowhere from a number Henry doesn't know, that's because it is. Oops. At least someone else is having 'Gear troubles.]

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_{[Henry stops trying to take a photo of Cujo while he's ACTUALLY asleep and still for a change when the text pops up. He squints at it.]}

is this envys sister

[ladywithnovoice]

No?

Oh. I think I got the wrong number. I'm sorry. Who is this?

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its alright

im henry

are you envy's brother?

_{[HENRY WHY ARE YOU ASKING. YOU ALL LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE.]}

[ladywithnovoice]

No, I'm not anyone's brother. My name is Red. Do you know Greed? I'm a friend of his.

I'm not Envy's mom, dad, cousin, or great-great-great grandmother either, before you ask.

[She's teasing, Henry.]

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I do. We attacked everyone with water guns once

sorry. i have a history with mis-dials and wasnt sure if it was my friends sister getting me back. she thinks i do it on purpose

[ladywithnovoice]

If it makes you feel better, then it looks like you're not alone!

Anything interesting happen from all those misdials besides a friend's sister getting back at you?

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just a lot of awkwardness

you dont like jigglypuffs do you


_{[IMPORTANT QUESTION.]}

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[wing_attack]

Remind me to tell you about the Battle of Oatmeal at some point.

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_{[Henry stares at his gear. He stares at it. Has it really happened. Has somebody finally mis-dialed HIM? Usually the only people who text him are Heather and Envy. This is amazing. This is golden. He must snag this opportunity.]}

im not busy

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Okay so basically we found out that the Yeerks could get addicted to instant maple and ginger oatmeal from a guy who tried to kill himself by jumping off a building. We were all in morph so we grabbed him and slowed him down and then he got thrown in a mental hospital. So yeah he had a Yeerk in him and told us this because it drove the Yeerk crazy but left the host alone mostly and so everyone got their parents to buy them a bunch of the stuff.

Then we couldn't get into the Yeerk Pool so we had to dig down and we morphed moles to do it and tunneled our way in and ended up in a bat cave but not the cool kind with gadgets. We morphed bats and flew in and some of us got caught but Rachel threw a bunch of oatmeal into the Yeerk Pool and then threw Visser Three in there so he let us go and then we got the hell out of there.

So it didn't really help much in the end but it was a Battle of Oatmeal.

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that is the most incredible thing i have ever read

whats a yeerk

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You...

... aren't Heather are you.

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no this is henry

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Then that all probably made absolutely no sense to you.

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not really but it was exciting

who is this?