[Henry Townshend, who is minding his own goddamn business, doesn't know what hit him. He's used to Pokemon popping up to give him kisses. They have a whole hoard of cuddly eevees that just mill around the house. But when THE HAIR MONSTER obscures his vision, Henry makes a noise.]
[His first instinct is to plant his hand firmly against her face and shove her away.]
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[His first instinct is to plant his hand firmly against her face and shove her away.]