[One would think that. Especially when one of the residents tended to hide like a stressed out shelter cat when anyone new showed up. Henry had been quietly reading in his Ogre Hut (a ridiculously small children's play tent from the Orange Islands) when he heard the fridge open.]
[...]
[Heather was out training. Envy was out having...problems...Lust was gone when he woke up. A dark-ringed eye peers through the cheap plastic flap of the Ogre hut. Around the edge of the kitchen door he sees it. A towering, Frankenstein-esque shape. And it is none of his housemates.]
[Oh fuck. Oh. Fuck.]
[The entire Ogre Hut lifts on a pair of skinny legs and shuffles out of the living room and down the hall. Quiet as death. But it is not gone for long, for the Ogre Hut returns and advances toward Scar's back. Inside, Henry has traded his book for a cruel, twisted weapon he's kept with him for many a year now: the Fry Basket from his first job.]
[It protected him from the bugs. It protected him from the evil exploding pine cones of doom. It protected him from Slightly. And now, with its handle nearly snapped in two, it would protect the entire household.]
[There is a scream. It is the scream of a god-killer.]
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[Heather was out training. Envy was out having...problems...Lust was gone when he woke up. A dark-ringed eye peers through the cheap plastic flap of the Ogre hut. Around the edge of the kitchen door he sees it. A towering, Frankenstein-esque shape. And it is none of his housemates.]
[Oh fuck. Oh. Fuck.]
[The entire Ogre Hut lifts on a pair of skinny legs and shuffles out of the living room and down the hall. Quiet as death. But it is not gone for long, for the Ogre Hut returns and advances toward Scar's back. Inside, Henry has traded his book for a cruel, twisted weapon he's kept with him for many a year now: the Fry Basket from his first job.]
[It protected him from the bugs. It protected him from the evil exploding pine cones of doom. It protected him from Slightly. And now, with its handle nearly snapped in two, it would protect the entire household.]
[There is a scream. It is the scream of a god-killer.]