[Envy LEAPS out from behind the bush, arms outstretched to grab poor unfortunate Fat Stanley.]
[But the bird is actually much faster than his build would suggest...and the salt did nothing but startle him even MORE.]
[He takes off in an explosion of flapping and feathers, leaving Envy to faceplant in the dirt, arms still outstretched and one hand gripping a lone tailfeather. But now is no time to just lie there, they've got a bird to catch, and Stanley is flying more horizontally than vertically. There's still a chance!]
[Envy shoves himself up to scramblerun after the Pidove.]
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[But the bird is actually much faster than his build would suggest...and the salt did nothing but startle him even MORE.]
[He takes off in an explosion of flapping and feathers, leaving Envy to faceplant in the dirt, arms still outstretched and one hand gripping a lone tailfeather. But now is no time to just lie there, they've got a bird to catch, and Stanley is flying more horizontally than vertically. There's still a chance!]
[Envy shoves himself up to scramblerun after the Pidove.]
Stanleeeey! Come back.