no_ufo_ending: (chill)
no_ufo_ending ([personal profile] no_ufo_ending) wrote2011-12-06 11:34 pm

Room 015 [video/ action for Ecruteak]

[The feed opens on a rather lumpy-looking snow dinosaur dressed in a scarf and...what might actually be Harry's shoes poking out from the edge of the sculpture. The person holding the camera backs up so that the abomination is center-frame. Puffs of smoke from Henry's cigarette can be seen. It is stationed at the edge of a street near the hotel.]

I have decided to become a sculptor. This is my first piece. I call it, "Dinosaur."

[A miserable looking glameow wrapped up in its own tail waddles into the frame and mewls pitifully. 8C BURGER WOULD LIKE TO GO BACK INSIDE NOW.]

This is my assistant, Burger.

["Gl'ymoowwwwwww!"]

You were a big help, yeah. You're the best sculptor cat-thing!


((OOC: Anyone wandering around in Ecruteak is welcome to come by and admire/wreck his snowman.))
show_my_cannons: (Human | I dislike this plan)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-12-07 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
...

Your hair is no longer red.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ c: Henry flips the 'gear around to see who has contacted him.]


[DB OH GOD]


[8'D h-hi robot warrior man from space.]


Y-yeah, it's not fall anymore. All the orange leaves are gone.
show_my_cannons: (Human | I choose to win)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-12-07 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
And now it is snowing.

Yet I see no further change.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry runs a hand through his brown hair. 8[ hnn hnnn hhnnnggg.]

Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[fuck fuck fuck fuck]

A lot of the trees are dark-colored now though. It wouldn't make sense to have orange h--

[And then Burger, who is TIRED OF BEING IN THE COLD, promptly appears and attaches himself to the photographer's face. "GL'YMOOWWWWW!"]

Asdflglggggs!
show_my_cannons: (Human | So save your breath)

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[personal profile] show_my_cannons 2011-12-07 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
[He could be concerned. He could offer assistance.]

[Instead he just sort of watches the spectacle with a raised eyebrow.]
foolishwren: there is definitely something wrong with me (i wouldn't say i'm QUIRKY but)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-07 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[SOOOOOO you remember that time you totally threatened to tattle on her and held it over her head]


[yeah she hasn't forgotten about that Henry]

[Which is why, after catching sight of her adopted big brother putting together his lumpy tyrannosnowrus, she'd decided to LURK. And wait for the right opportunity.]

[... And now she's VERY POINTEDLY skulking out from behind a tree (... dressed in a stupid woolen hat and her old blue winter coat-- had to finally trade in those bare arms for sleeves on account of the snow) with hands hiked up raptor-style and a great big 8D expression on her face.]

[HEY. HEY HENRY. IT WOULD SUCK IF SOMEONE SMASHED YOUR SCULPTURE WOULDN'T IT.]

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry looks up from patting one of the dinosaur's spines into place.]

[c: oh it was adopted!sis ......8( why is she walking like that?]


Are you possessed again, Heather?
foolishwren: i goig to fucking GET YOU (BREAKING NEWS:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-07 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Heather doesn't answer. Not directly, anyway. She keeps grinning.]

Hey. Hey Henry.

Nice snowman.

[TROMP. TROMP. TROMP.]

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ 8(????]

[No, not posessed....8C JUST EVIL! Henry lets out a pitiful little yelp and scurries around to put himself between her in the snowman.]


Leave Dinosaur alone!

[The Glameow slumped out of the way and sat there being a miserable lump. X< "Mow." Fuck this, maybe if she smashes it they can go back inside.]
foolishwren: so, like queer eye except the gays fuck up the lives of men who deserve it. and also I'm one of the gays. (me pitching a show to netflix:)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-07 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
What if I just--

[And then he tried to intercept her. Letting out a deliberately witch-like cackle, she made like she was going to dash around him one way, and then the other.]

Aww, I just wanna look at it! C'moooon, what's your deeaaaal!

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry didn't emote a lot, but THIS WAS HIS FIRST SCULPTURE OKAY. He fell for her fake and shuffled that-a-way with his arms spread wide.]

Noooo!

[He sounded remarkably like one of those youtube cats that didn't want a bath.]
foolishwren: TWERKS like Gaston makes it werk like Gaston no one drops down that booty and JERKS like Gaston (nooooo.... OOOOOOONE....)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-07 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately for him, Heather was faster, even in the snow. She probably had more practice running around in it than Mr. I Never Leave My Apartment.]

[Grinning like a cheshire cat, she dashed around him and laid both hands on the sculpted snow.]


Look what IIIIIIIII'M doiiiiiiiiing~!

[Action]

[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T TOUCH IT!

[A honk appeared his voice as he chased her and made ineffective flaily gestures at her hands. It wasn't like he'd actually HIT her.]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (EEEEEEEE)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-08 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Her voice is gleeful as she shuffles in circles away from Henry around the sculpture, keeping her hands on it the whole time.]

I'm not doing anything to it!
Edited 2011-12-08 12:05 (UTC)

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Henry just keeps making those pitiful sounds through his nose. As he chases her, one of Harry's shoes goes tumbling since he kicked it. He chases after it instead because he does NOT want to lose it. Harry Mason was not somebody he wanted to get in trouble with.]

No-- but you're going to! I know it!
foolishwren: it turns out no one appreciated me saying "You got it, boss!" in an old-timey henchman voice every time anybody told me to do something (got kicked out of the BDSM scene)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-14 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
No I'm noooooot!

C'mon Henry, don't you trust meeee?

[For someone who'd never had real siblings before, she sure was getting the obnoxious little sister voice down pretty quick.]

[But then she stops jogging around the sculpture, hands still pressed to it.]


... Are those Dad's shoes?

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[He picks the shoe up and dumps the snow out of it.]

Yeah.

[You...don't feel like explaining that at all, do you, Townshend?]
foolishwren: as i was, you shall be (busted)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
... Dude, what're you doing with Dad's shoes?

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-25 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[............................. 8I...]

[That is a good question, Heather.]


Dressing up my snowman.
foolishwren: you spilled your......... flesh (hey uh...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-27 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
... Did Dad say you the snowman could have his shoes?

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry stares spacily at his adopted!sis for a long moment before the corners of his mouth upturn just so.]

No.

[He's so bad, Heather. You wish you were bad as him.]
foolishwren: wherever he is, this guy is arguably having a worse time than me right now, although not by much. (Wow.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2011-12-28 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry, you are one bad dude.]

[Heather stares at him, partially in disbelief. She's not sure if she's surprised that he's acting out, or just AMUSED.]


... If he's all like 'Why are my shoes on that snowman' later, I'm gonna point straight at you.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
He won't be. I won't get caught.

[Only you totally will.]

Nobody catches Henry Townshend.

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2011-12-07 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[... does Henry like snowballs to the back of his head? Because he just might be getting one.

IMMATURE TEEN ALERT]

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Unsuspecting photographer is unsuspecting.]

[Should Kaito go through with his devious plan, Henry would let out an impressive yelp and wheel around with his hand on his head because LADKSFDSLDKSGG COLD. DB WHY. WHY YOU DO THIS.]

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2011-12-13 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[he did, indeed, go through with his plan! And he isn't trying to hide it, either.

Have a snickering magician, Henry]


Nice snow dinosaur.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ 8c Why, Kaito. Why.]

[Well then. He could play that game. Henry abandoned his sculpting and stooped down to scoop up a huge-ass lopsided snowball. JUST STAY PUT KAITO THIS MIGHT TAKE A BIT.]


Thanks.

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[personal profile] bakaitoukid 2011-12-16 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[TEENAGER AT HEART

Also staying still is not in Kaito's vocabulary. He's tense and ready to move the moment Henry throws his snowball]

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-25 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ >8I SCOOP SCOOP. He's trying to get the snow...lump into his arms. And now he's walking towards Kaito with it. No, he's not throwing this shit. He's going to TACKLE you with it.]

[Throwing snow is so mainstream.]

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[identity profile] superrising.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Blink... Blink...]

That's supposed to be a dinosaur?

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey there, Fuji! Have a BLANK STARE.]

Yes.

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[identity profile] superrising.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing, it's um...

Burger doesn't look too happy to be outside in the cold. [Topic switch. Can't exactly say it looks atrocious, after all.]

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-11 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm?

[Henry looks around at the miserable cat who's crouching in the snow making a very >8c face.]

Oh...sorry, kitty.

[Henry recalls the glameow into his pokeball] Maybe I should get that guy to make him a sweater like Clam's.

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[identity profile] superrising.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
A sweater wouldn't be a bad idea in this weather. It's getting too cold even for the pokémon, it looks like.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[And soon it would be so that all of Henry's...three pokemon would have ugly sweaters. Even the giant fire turtle.]

If I can't find any, I may just have to keep them in their poke'balls.

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[identity profile] superrising.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not really sure how good an idea that is unless you can keep the balls warm. I'm pretty sure metal freezes easily.

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[identity profile] thattrail.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a, uhm... beautiful sculpture.

Is Dinosaur latin or something?

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Henry opens his mouth to reply...then shuts it.]

I don't actually know. I should ask Harry.

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[identity profile] thattrail.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, do that... I have never heard the word before. [And Miguel is pretty good with words]

[Video] -of a girl squeeing-

[identity profile] tachikawamimi.livejournal.com 2011-12-08 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Omigoshwhatacutepokemonwheredidyoufindit?!

[Meet Mimi, a new breeder. Her purpose in life in this world is to get one of every kind of feline pokemon.]

[Video] -of a dude looking very surprised-

[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Henry actually leeeeeeans back from his 'gear as the wave of squee comes through the device's tiny speakers. DB WHAT. WHAT IS. WHAT. WHAT IS THAT TERRIFYING SOUND oh it's a girl.]

I-I got him in an egg last Easter. His name is Burger. He's a Glameow.

[Video] -of a girl fawning over your kitty-pokemon!-

[identity profile] tachikawamimi.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
A Galmeow? How cuuuuuute!

[Mimi clasps her hands together, stars practically in her eyes as she puts a finger on her video screen.]

D'you...d...do you mind scooting over a bit so I can get a better look?!

[Video] -of a purple cat thing!-

[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-12 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Henry blinks and after a moment he shrugs and crouches down in the snow. He calls the cat pokemon over and flips the gear around so that he can see the girl on the other end of the line.]

[Burger perks up instantly and forgets that he's cold and wet. 8u somebody who recognizes him for what he is--THE BEST GLAMEOW. The cat puffs his chest out.]

["G'lymoww!"]

[Video] -of a super-loud SQUEE!!-

[identity profile] tachikawamimi.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mimi squees like she's never squeed before.]

Oh you handsome little devil! You must introduce me to your friends, darling~~!!

[Video] -of a cam-whore kitty-

[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[8u He was haaaaandsome? Burger fluffs up even more and buffs his claws against his chest. This girl knew what she was talking about, le purrr.]

[Meanwhile, Henry rolls his eyes a little. They wouldn't think he was so adorable after they found purple hairballs in their shoes.]


Don't encourage him, he's spoiled enough as it is.

[Video] -of a shmoopy-faced girl-

[identity profile] tachikawamimi.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mimi giggles and taps her finger against the video, making kissy-faces at Burger.]

Auntie Mimi would spoil you even more! There's no such thing as a too-spoiled kitty~~!

[Video] -of the burgermeister-

[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-25 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Burger is liking this. He likes it a lot. He plants his nose to the screen and fogs the lense, purring his loud squeaky purr the whole time.]

[Who is this Auntie Mimi and how can he find her?]

[Video] -of a girl trying to make smoochy faces at the screen-

[identity profile] tachikawamimi.livejournal.com 2011-12-27 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mimi flails her hands in a silent squeal. (http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7rcw8JTN1qaiwdo.gif)]

I'm dying! Dying of the cuteness! I love you! Lovelovelovelovelove!!! ♥

[Video] -of a cat milking this for all its worth-

[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, yeah. Burger knows he's adorable. Get a load of this (http://i1035.photobucket.com/albums/a437/wolfyttwisted/Reaction%20Gifs/tumblr_lm2yy9aMaw1qe6x23.gif) ]

[Video] MimixGlameow OTP

[identity profile] tachikawamimi.livejournal.com 2011-12-28 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[This could probably go on forever unless Henry steps in...]

Who's a handsome Burger? Who is? Yes you are!! ♥

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, Mimi's view of the spoiled ball of fluff is blocked by a scruffy photographer.]

Would you like a Hoot-Hoot?

[Say no, Mimi. Say no.]

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[identity profile] harryusedworry.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Facepalm.]

......why does it have my shoes.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[akdfkjldsfdsfds he didn't hear you come up, Harry!]

[You are a pretty sneaky guy.]

[The photographer flashes the writer an awkward little grin and as an after thought, moves his cigarette behind his back.]


I wanted it to look cool. Like you.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 12:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Henry used Blank Stare.]

[ 8I ]


Yes. Just like a snowman.

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[identity profile] harryusedworry.livejournal.com 2011-12-19 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
......I see.

Do snowmen walk around much?

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-26 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry thinks about this...then nods a little. Then he yelps because his cig has burned down to the filter and singed the tips of his fingers. He drops it and crams his fingers into his mouth.]

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[identity profile] harryusedworry.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Frowns.]

You know, you really shouldn't smoke those things.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well...

[GREAT comeback there, Townshend.]

Uh. Do you want your shoes back? I thing my dinosaur is done with them.

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[identity profile] harryusedworry.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
They're not healthy.

[Nope. Not letting it drop.]

You can bring them back with you.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[It's getting harder and harder to ignore Mr. Mason.]

Okay, I will. I'll clean them off.

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[identity profile] harryusedworry.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine.

[Folding his arms about the cigarettes though.]

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Henry carries the gear over to his snowdino and tugs Harry's shoes out from under it. The video jostles and Burger mewls pitifully at his trainer. >8c ITS ABOUT TIME he wants to go inside.]

Do you need me to pick up anything on the way?

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[identity profile] harryusedworry.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
No. I think we're good here.

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, see you soon.

[>8I HE"S GONNA SMOKE LIKE...FIVE CIGARETTES ON THE WAY HOME, HARRY. YOU CANT STOP HIM.]
exeggutorhead: (whut)

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[personal profile] exeggutorhead 2011-12-09 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
That's an...interesting sculpture.

...Are those shoes?

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[identity profile] no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Staaaaare stare stare stare. Shh he's thinking. He puffs on the cig contemplatively.]

Yes. They are.