Room 024 [video]

[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[The feed cuts on to reveal THE SADDEST Glameow in existence quite possibly. Burger is pawing at the gear, having seen his trainer use it several times. Behind him is the hotel room and on the bed are a very young Eevee and Venonat. They are hopping up and down and making all kinds of terrible happy noises.]

[Babies. HORRIBLE BABIES. THEY'RE WORSE THAN THE STUPID CANDLE!]</sub>

Gl'myooooow? Maoow, glameow, glam-am-ow?


_{[Translation: DOES ANYONE WANT THESE LITTLE SNOTS? THEY'RE FREE, BOSS SAID SO FOR REAL.]}

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Burger might think he's not being watched or listened to by anyone other than the hatchlings, but in a hotel room occupied by three humans and subsequently three teams of Pokemon, there's no such thing as true privacy.]

[Somewhere behind Burger, just over the edge of one of Henry's sneakers, a set of four tiny glimmering blue eyes watches the WHOLE THING unfold.]</sub>

... I'm gonna tell on you.

_[>::c]

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[no_ufo_ending]

_{[One of the Burgerlord's ears swept backward and his head followed it. It was the bug.]}

Not if I eat you, you miserable little lintball!

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[CEILING BUG WATCHES YOU NEGOTIATE >88(]

[The little spider replies in a calm but disapproving tone.]</sub>

You can't.

I would use Thundershock inside your esophagus and then you would probably go into cardiac arrest.

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[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Burger absolutely hates that Mully has a valid point and expresses this by puffing his freakishly long tail all the way up and spitting.]

[BUT SOMEBODY ELSE HAS JOINED THE CONVERSATION. IT IS FLUFFY AND BROWN AND EXTREMELY HAPPY.]</sub>

Yellow Thing! Yellow Thing, hi! Hi, Yellow Thing!

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Although he's too ~polite~ to outwardly show it, Mully's tiny being is filled with grim satisfaction at Burger's lack of a comeback. YEAH HE THOUGHT SO, DUMB CAT.]

[--uh oh.]</sub>

Hello, Cheerios...

_{[The greeting is friendly but cautious. Cheerios is kind of a spazz. ::I]}

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[no_ufo_ending]

What are you doing up there? How did you get up there?

He's an insect, you imbecile. _{[He swats the little eevee on the back of the head. Cheerios cries out but doesn't retaliate.]}

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[foolishwren]

I am not an insect, I am an arachnid.

_{[>::c GOD.]}

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[no_ufo_ending]

You're a pest and that's all that matters. Nobody likes you anyway. I'll bet the girl is keeping you around just so she can feed you to a bigger pokemon.~

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[foolishwren]

_{[If a Bug type could sniff derisively, Mully would have. As it is, he just settles for rustling his mouthparts in scorn. Some of his trainer's OTHER Pokemon might be susceptible to attacks on the self-esteem, but he is QUITE secure, thank you very much.]}

She lets me ride around in her clothing and made me a tiny bed out of a complimentary hotel slipper and some tissue paper for me, which she keeps next to her pillow.

If she intended to use me as feeder material, she wouldn't have gone to such lengths make me feel loved and important.

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[no_ufo_ending]

Some pokemon have to be happy to evolve. I imagine the happier a pokemon is, the better it tastes.

_{[Meanwhile, Cheerios had put up with entirely enough of this.]}

NOODLE CAT, YOU MAKE ME BORED! GO AWAY!

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[foolishwren]

Not my species. We evolve at Level 36.

_{[But he's growing tired of his argument, so he just turns to give Burger the MOST JUDGMENTAL LOOK EVER coming from a tiny bug.]}

Anyway, if happiness makes Pokemon taste better, you must be disappointed every time you eat because being around you puts everyone in a bad mood.

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[no_ufo_ending]

_{[The Catty Pokemon's ears swept out to the side and his whiskers quivered. The only sound he made was an ugly hiss.]}

Burger was burned!

I AM DELIGHTFUL! I AM BEAUTIFUL! I AM THE BEST GLAMEOW~

Burger hurt by its burn!

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[Mully is generally too composed to be smug, so all aside from the continued disdain, he doesn't stop to gloat much.]

[Instead he turns away.]</sub>

If it makes you feel better to think that.

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[no_ufo_ending]

<sub>[Burger started making a bunch of weird noises that suggested he just might explode.]

[Cheerios swiveled his ears this way and that before he decided he didn't wanna be around when it happened. The little Eevee hopped off the bed and onto the side table before trotting over to the other bed. He had to see where Alien Baby went!]</sub>

Can I come with you, Yellow Thing?

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[foolishwren]

_{[Uh oh. Mully wasn't at all allergic to company, but Cheerios is...]}

I... suppose...