Room 034 [Text]

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I have a problem.

When I select a name on my gear and try to send that person a message it somehow winds up selecting the name below or above it instead and I don't find out until a confused person messages me back.

Anybody else have this problem?

Comments

[rarestcandy]

you probably have sausage fingers

my friend has sausage fingers like the most sausagiest fingers in the [not arcade, girl.] world seriously.

now i'm hungry

anyway, you prolly just need to get one of those stick thingies to push buttons with. stylus i think?

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i have normal hands

[rarestcandy]

maybe you only think that because they're the fingers you always got so of course they're normal for you

have you ever ASKED if they looked like sausage fingers?

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_{[Townshend swaps to the video feed because this is the weirdest conversation he's had in a while. He waves a hand to prove his point.]}

Um.

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[rarestcandy]

[It's probably not very surprising to see the young girl as the other half of this conversation.]

Yeah okay, I've seen sausagier. Maybe it's your eyes that are the problem and you need glasses.

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_{[...this is not what he was expecting.]}

My eyes are fine. It's my gear that's acting funny.

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[rarestcandy]

Oh yeah? How d'you know? You ever borrow someone else's pokegear to see if it's really just yours?

I mean, maybe you don't need glasses, okay. But holy stromboli dude, do you sleep? You don't even look like you can see straight!

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_{[As Vanellope continues to talk a tiny frown forms on the photographer's face. What was this kid's damage?]}

That's not very nice...

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[rarestcandy]

Hey, I'm just proposin' some alternatives here! If you don't sleep, how can you be awake enough to click the right name?

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I get enough sleep. My face just...looks like this.

_{[Henry Townshend, perpetual panda-eye.]}

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[rarestcandy]

[...What a depressing character design.]

I was a hobo once.

[That felt...necessary to point out, for some reason?]

Anyway, I'm outta ideas! Never heard of anyone having pokegear problems unless they had giant hands or weird eyes.

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_{[Henry considers this sudden, strange information. Well, as long as they were sharing.]}

Same.

_{[He would never quite forget his early days in Johto.]}